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-Now, before we start,
could you give us that cackle

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that's scared this generation?
-Sure.

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I'll get you right here,
my pretty.

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[Cackles]

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[Hisses]

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-When I was a little boy,
starting at 10 years old,

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I used to write
to Margaret Hamilton,

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who played the witch.

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Um, never thought
she would write back.

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She did.

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Not once, not twice,
not three times.

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It just kept on going.

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We had a pen-palship until
just before she got ill in 1984,

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and she had to be put
into a nursing home,

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and she passed away.

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When I was writing to her,

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I always said, "Yes, you are my
favorite character.

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Yes, I enjoyed your work."

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You know, anything that a fan
could do as a little boy.

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But I had absolutely no idea
that I would ever,

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ever do this character
when I grew up.

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As a child, there was one day a
year where you got to dress up,

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and you just used to have fun.

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Nowadays, for me, it's part of
a career that I look forward to

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for 45 days a year.

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I was a Spooky House
Haunted Theme Park --

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I was their resident
Wicked Witch for six seasons.

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-How about a little fire,
scarecrow? [Cackles]

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-How far do they go
to scare somebody, you know?

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-They will go pretty far.

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They will go pretty far
to breaking their leg,

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breaking their back,

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doing anything they
possibly can to get a scare.

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Actors like that, they
don't come around very often,

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the ones
who are that passionate.

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It's all about a good scare.

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I'm not surprised,
to be honest.

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I'm not surprised.
That's actually scary.

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Real dead bodies?

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Not far from what I've heard.

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Here we are, day one,

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and we have to be
at Zombie Manor at 5:00.

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And it's 4:45,
and we're at least an hour away,

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so we're pretty much fucked.

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-I hope he's in
an ice cream truck.

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-I know. Do you think we'll fit
in an ice cream truck?

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[Humming]

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-Come closer. Please be him.

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-Why are ice cream truck sounds
so creepy?

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-'Cause they're all pedophiles.
-[Chuckles]

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-They want to track children.
-Yo, what?

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-To track children
and creep them out.

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-You realize we're going
to fight Dallas traffic at 5:00?

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And he completely redeems
himself!

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-Dude, that thing is huge.  You can't put that anywhere.

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-It's ginormous.
-Where the fuck is Michael?

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The R.V. beats Michael.   Are you fucking kidding me?

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-Of course it does.
-Let's go.

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-We're totally gonna fit in
with, like, backwoods people.

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-You gotta go.

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-What's up, man?
-Oh, this is nice, man.

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-What do you think?
-This is awesome, dude.

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-Fucking awesome, man.

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This place --
-This is flat screen job.

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-I can't believe we're gonna be
in this for, like, a month.

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This is the best thing ever.
-Oh, my God.

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-Huge!
-Hold on. Check. It's huge.

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Yeah. Check this out.
Hold on.

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Let me show you.

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Oh, sorry,
I got all my shit scattered,

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all the equipment, but, yeah,
it's going to be tight.

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Hold on. We can...

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-Oh, oh, oh!

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He said, "Hold on!"

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-And we've got room.
We've got big bed back here.

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We've got two double beds.

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-This is your master suite,
Brandy.

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-Sweet!
[Indistinct]

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-So, Brandy,
why are you in this RV with us?

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-So I can hang out,
drink some boo--

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No, I'm just kidding.
-Hey, where the fuck are you?

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-Does that say "How cute"
on the bottom of it?

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-Why aren't you here yet?

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-"How cute"? Oh, yeah.
How cute.

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I don't know what happened.

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-Alright.

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-Hey, um, he --
what did he say?

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"I'm on my way."
-Yeah.

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-Your brother may want
to have a few words with you.

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-Alright, you guys take
over the camera, okay?

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-I got it.

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-Mike.

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Yeah.

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What?
-Whatever.

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-Can't say that.

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-We can say whatever we want.

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-No.

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What, the garage?

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About fucking time.

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-What's up, kids?
-Jesus.

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-Sorry.
-Well, we're finally ready.

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-It's fucking hell.

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We have a God damn schedule
for the rest of the fucking --

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We have two weeks straight all
through October, every night.

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-I was shaving, sorry.

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-Wow, dude.

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-Hey, Brian.

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-Hey, Mikey.
-How are you?

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-Good. How are you?

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-Is that where we're staying?
-Yeah.

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-I can see it.
-Me, not you.

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-Did you just kiss her?
-You disappeared there.

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-Gave her a kiss hello.
She's a good friend.

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-On the cheek.
Nothing naughty here.

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-Nothing naughty.
This is PG at the moment.

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-Kind of sucked.
[Laughter]

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-That's good for you.
Makes you stronger.

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Gotta work harder.

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-We've lost time and money now.

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-On me?
-Mm-hmm.

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-Hey, I'll make it up
in my editing skills.

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-Get out of there. This is --
get comfortable in this area.

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-This is the editing bay?

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-You know what we talked about
on the phone?

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You're at 22 days, okay?
22 days.

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And this has to be locked, done.

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It'll be a waste.

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We'll have to wait
an entire year.

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There's no reason.

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-Thanks.
-You got it, brother.

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-This'll be fun, guys.

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"Big Brother," together
again under one roof.

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Swore I'd never live
with him again.

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22 days.
-The focus is more --

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it's not as much
about the houses that --

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those are going to be fun.

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The aesthetics of the --

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Put the fucking Jim Beam up.

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-I like that that's how the
trips are that you guys...

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-What were you saying, Robbie?

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-I'm already stressed out.
-You're dealing with him.

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-The focus --
-[Indistinct]

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-Because of blood,
not for anything else.

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-Wow, that's
pretty fucking dickhead.

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-Look, this is the house.
The house is is not the main --

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You're not fucking
smoking in here.

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-It's electric, dude. Relax.

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I live in LA.
I'm "green."

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I drive a Prius.
-It's an electric cigarette?

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-Yeah. Don't worry about it.
It's just, like, vapor, dude.

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-That's an electric cigarette?

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-This is an electric cigarette.

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-I saw smoke.

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-It's not smoke, it's vapor.

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It's like what's at a club,
fog machine.

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-Dude, dude.
-I'm trying to kick the habit.

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Don't you want your brother
to be healthy?

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-You look healthy right now.

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-I look fantastic, actually.
That's beautiful.

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-Did you get
that coffee sugar-free?

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-Whatever.
Leave my cigarette alone.

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Move on, go on.

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-So, we've got a tight schedule we want to hit.

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Well, but I'm not worried
as much about the schedule

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as I am the focus,
because I want --

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I don't want to get caught up
in the monsters

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and, uh, the special effects.

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I want to see it,
and that's a fun ride,

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but I want to get in
as much as we can

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with behind the mask
of all these people.

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It's a strange life
these dudes live.

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Every October, I mean,
they really --

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this is their life.
and I don't know what they do

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for the other 11 months,
but this month,

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I mean, these guys
are strange dudes.

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Some people take their kids,

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you know,
they bring their families,

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and we go into the dark

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and these people chase us
with weapons

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and, um,
all different kinds of stuff.

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And I want to look --
take a deeper look into that

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because nobody really has.

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-I've grown up, always loving
haunted houses,

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uh, loving ghosts, the occult.

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horror movies, anything creepy.

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-You love the occult?
You worship the occult?

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-[Sarcastically] Yeah,
I'm a Satan worshiper.

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Yeah. And I'm also --

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I have your life in my --
in my hands right now.

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Um, another big theme,
at least with haunted houses,

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why I think
I'm so big into them, too,

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is that was 7 years old

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and my parents really
didn't censor all that much.

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They let me watch
R-rated horror films

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and, uh, watching
Freddy and Jason,

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and I used to go
to the haunted houses.

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We went to a place called
Spook Forest,

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and of course,
it was in a forest.

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There were strobe --

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the whole forest was
strobe lights.

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And I was absolutely terrified.

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I was walking through,

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and this guy jumped down
from this tree,

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and he grabbed me.

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Because back
when you could touch,

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when you could just, you know,
touch anybody you wanted to,

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he grabbed me.

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And I screamed and I punched him
right in the stomach,

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and I don't know what it is
from there.

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It's just the adrenaline
of that.

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It just hooked me,

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I just -- I was all in it
from that point.

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Um, and here we are now.

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-There it is.
-Here we are!

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-Zombie Manor.

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-You got an ice cream truck.
-Look at that man.

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-Welcome to the Zombie Manor.

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-Hey!

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-♪ Zombies in my head ♪

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-Should we be in costume
right now?

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-What do you not understand
about zombies?

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-I want to know everything
about zombies.

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-Like how to kill them?

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-So, like, well, first of all,
aren't there, like,

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a bunch of different ways
to kill zombies?

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-Yeah.
-We blow their head off.

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-That's the only way
you can kill a zombie?

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-Yeah.
-Decapitate them.

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-You gotta shoot them
in the head.

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-Shoot them in the head.
-Okay.

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And so, zombies are --

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what is, like,
the definition of a zombie?

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-A reanimated...dead body.

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-They're undead.
-They're the undead?

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-They're undead.

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-They have no soul, but they --

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-But at one point in time,
they were human beings?

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-Yes.
-Do you think that brains

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are high in protein
and low and carbs?

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-No, but what else
is high in protein?

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-Shut up!

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Alright, so here we are
at Zombie Manor.

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What is your role here
at Zombie Manor?

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-Well, uh, Dean always says
I'm kind of his righthand man,

247
00:09:28,517 --> 00:09:30,034
so that just means when he has
something he doesn't want to do,

248
00:09:30,172 --> 00:09:31,275
he makes me do it.

249
00:09:31,413 --> 00:09:32,620
-When you say, "He does
my dirty work

250
00:09:32,758 --> 00:09:34,241
that he doesn't want to do,"
is that --

251
00:09:34,379 --> 00:09:36,068
what does that mean, exactly?

252
00:09:36,206 --> 00:09:37,448
-We need someone to disappear.

253
00:09:37,586 --> 00:09:39,275
-So, what happens
when you get kind of,

254
00:09:39,413 --> 00:09:41,482
like rough and rowdy
crowds that come in there?

255
00:09:41,620 --> 00:09:43,137
Do you ever have any trouble
with people?

256
00:09:43,275 --> 00:09:45,896
-Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
Sure, sure.

257
00:09:46,034 --> 00:09:47,172
-Yeah, pretty much,

258
00:09:47,310 --> 00:09:48,758
you'll always find one
in every group.

259
00:09:48,896 --> 00:09:50,655
Uh, sometimes
more than one a night.

260
00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:52,379
-Yeah.
-Sometimes you might get lucky

261
00:09:52,517 --> 00:09:54,344
and not have anybody
that'll be a, you know,

262
00:09:54,482 --> 00:09:56,206
a crap starter, so to speak.

263
00:09:56,344 --> 00:09:58,206
-Right.
How do you handle that?

264
00:09:58,344 --> 00:10:00,517
-My, uh, attorney said
I'm not allowed to discuss it

265
00:10:00,655 --> 00:10:02,448
while the litigation is pending.

266
00:10:02,586 --> 00:10:05,379
-We've heard of people
trying to, like, make it real.

267
00:10:05,517 --> 00:10:07,068
-I've heard rumors

268
00:10:07,206 --> 00:10:08,827
of people doing things
like that.

269
00:10:08,965 --> 00:10:11,862
Supposedly hiring actual,
you know, murderers

270
00:10:12,000 --> 00:10:14,310
or something
to work in their haunts,

271
00:10:14,448 --> 00:10:15,793
things like that.

272
00:10:15,931 --> 00:10:17,172
It's all talk sometimes.
You don't know what's what.

273
00:10:17,310 --> 00:10:18,586
-A lot of it's marketing.
-Yeah.

274
00:10:18,724 --> 00:10:20,206
-But with as far as that goes,

275
00:10:20,344 --> 00:10:22,793
I mean, we'll get a,

276
00:10:22,931 --> 00:10:25,275
uh, what's called a scent
that smells --

277
00:10:25,413 --> 00:10:27,310
-Alright, the zombies
are getting restless.

278
00:10:27,448 --> 00:10:30,068
We need you
in makeup and wardrobe, stat!

279
00:10:30,206 --> 00:10:31,931
Time to cue it up!

280
00:10:32,068 --> 00:10:33,793
You know how zombies are.

281
00:10:33,931 --> 00:10:35,793
No rest for the weary.
-The man has spoken.

282
00:10:35,931 --> 00:10:37,000
-And the dead
were people too once,

283
00:10:37,137 --> 00:10:38,482
so they need some wrangling.

284
00:10:38,620 --> 00:10:40,103
We need you.

285
00:10:40,241 --> 00:10:41,758
-Alright. Sounds good.

286
00:10:41,896 --> 00:10:43,344
-Well, thank you very much
for your time.

287
00:10:43,482 --> 00:10:45,172
-Give us a little bit of time.
You'll get to meet Dirty Ernie.

288
00:10:45,310 --> 00:10:47,137
-I'm sure Dirty Ernie and Cooter
are around here somewhere.

289
00:10:47,275 --> 00:10:49,517
-Dirty Ernie and Cooter,
I like it.

290
00:10:54,482 --> 00:10:57,103
-Did he say there was real
murderers in haunted houses?

291
00:10:57,241 --> 00:10:58,758
-No.
-Oh.

292
00:10:58,896 --> 00:11:01,379
Maybe I'm just overanalyzing it,
but that was pretty weird.

293
00:11:01,517 --> 00:11:02,724
I don't really believe
in this stuff.

294
00:11:02,862 --> 00:11:04,172
I think he's gonna say
something.

295
00:11:04,310 --> 00:11:05,310
Came right in,
right when he was talking

296
00:11:05,448 --> 00:11:06,655
about all the other shit.

297
00:11:06,793 --> 00:11:08,448
-He was gonna say something
just really weird.

298
00:11:08,586 --> 00:11:09,965
-That's what I mean.
He came right in

299
00:11:10,103 --> 00:11:11,551
when you guys started going
into, like, the body parts,

300
00:11:11,689 --> 00:11:13,344
then he said
something about the scent.

301
00:11:13,482 --> 00:11:15,275
Body scents.

302
00:11:15,413 --> 00:11:16,586
-So my question,
is it like body scents,

303
00:11:16,724 --> 00:11:18,379
where you, like,

304
00:11:18,517 --> 00:11:21,000
they're made to smell
like body parts,

305
00:11:21,137 --> 00:11:25,931
or they can -- they can smell
when it's a body part?

306
00:11:26,068 --> 00:11:28,172
Like, what does that mean?

307
00:11:28,310 --> 00:11:29,482
-I don't know.
I think we're trying to get --

308
00:11:29,620 --> 00:11:31,172
we're trying to get
something else, I think.

309
00:11:31,310 --> 00:11:32,379
-He was telling too much.

310
00:11:32,517 --> 00:11:34,517
I wonder if that's
why he came over.

311
00:11:34,655 --> 00:11:36,413
-I'm Dean Jarnig.
I'm with Zombie Manor.

312
00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,241
What we have here
is a little bit of an original

313
00:11:38,379 --> 00:11:39,724
and very unique experience

314
00:11:39,862 --> 00:11:41,931
in what we try
to accomplish in our space here.

315
00:11:42,068 --> 00:11:44,344
We have a 6,000-square-foot
warehouse,

316
00:11:44,482 --> 00:11:48,551
which basically consists
of a zombie experience.

317
00:11:48,689 --> 00:11:50,241
We don't do Freddy.
We don't do Michael,

318
00:11:50,379 --> 00:11:51,724
chainsaws, clowns, aliens.

319
00:11:51,862 --> 00:11:55,724
I love all that stuff,
but you can see that in a lot --

320
00:11:55,862 --> 00:11:57,517
You can see that in a lot
of shows across the country.

321
00:11:57,655 --> 00:12:00,586
So, what we try and do is
just sort of sprawl

322
00:12:00,724 --> 00:12:03,862
this little layered zombie story
throughout the attraction.

323
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000
-[Screams]

324
00:12:10,724 --> 00:12:12,344
-[Screams]

325
00:12:12,482 --> 00:12:14,793
-We are very fortunate
that we've got a great group.

326
00:12:14,931 --> 00:12:17,000
They are schoolteachers
and lawyers

327
00:12:17,137 --> 00:12:18,896
and special effects artists.

328
00:12:19,034 --> 00:12:22,965
They are Special Forces,
you know, uh, military people.

329
00:12:23,103 --> 00:12:24,206
They're dental hygienists.

330
00:12:24,344 --> 00:12:25,896
They are web designers.

331
00:12:26,034 --> 00:12:28,827
We've got a wide
walk of life here.

332
00:12:28,965 --> 00:12:30,655
They love to get
a good scare on.

333
00:12:30,793 --> 00:12:31,965
And it's one of those things.

334
00:12:32,103 --> 00:12:34,000
It's like riding
a roller coaster, you know?

335
00:12:34,137 --> 00:12:35,965
I mean, it's got a lot of highs
and lows and twists and turns.

336
00:12:36,103 --> 00:12:39,724
But for a actor in
a haunted house, it is nothing.

337
00:12:39,862 --> 00:12:42,448
Nothing -- no bigger rush
than getting a great scare.

338
00:12:42,586 --> 00:12:44,620
And it could be the biggest,
baddest guy in class

339
00:12:44,758 --> 00:12:46,758
that comes through, uh,
that you give that to.

340
00:12:46,896 --> 00:12:49,379
-Let's keep that.
They talk about two in, two out.

341
00:12:49,517 --> 00:12:50,965
We need to keep it that
to make it different.

342
00:12:51,103 --> 00:12:54,137
So, literally you and Brandy
go get what you can.

343
00:12:54,275 --> 00:12:56,896
Um, then we'll go to
the second run through,

344
00:12:57,034 --> 00:12:59,000
and we'll do coverage
with that camera

345
00:12:59,137 --> 00:13:01,586
of all the things
that are round.

346
00:13:01,724 --> 00:13:03,586
-Did you catch --
look at that.

347
00:13:03,724 --> 00:13:05,689
That's a creepy sky.

348
00:13:05,827 --> 00:13:07,620
Zombie Manor.

349
00:13:07,758 --> 00:13:09,241
-You should.
You should buy a shirt and,

350
00:13:09,379 --> 00:13:10,517
like, cut it
and make it like a cube.

351
00:13:10,655 --> 00:13:12,586
-[Laughing] Have you guys
seen my titties?

352
00:13:12,724 --> 00:13:15,517
-No, actually.
-Exactly. They don't exist.

353
00:13:18,172 --> 00:13:20,586
I'm the girl in the haunted --
the haunted -- the horror film

354
00:13:20,724 --> 00:13:24,103
where they take the bra
and they go like...

355
00:13:24,241 --> 00:13:25,620
just to try to put it on.

356
00:13:25,758 --> 00:13:26,862
-The one we were watching?
-Yeah.

357
00:13:27,000 --> 00:13:28,241
What was that?
"Wrong Turn."

358
00:13:28,379 --> 00:13:30,137
-You'll live to --
you'll live to the end, Brandy.

359
00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,000
-Yes, because
I don't have the big boobs.

360
00:13:32,137 --> 00:13:34,241
-There you go.
You'll live. You'll live.

361
00:13:35,758 --> 00:13:38,620
-There is something good
about not having big boobs!

362
00:13:38,758 --> 00:13:40,103
-You're not gonna die.

363
00:13:40,241 --> 00:13:44,655
-I'm taking [Indistinct]
-Those clowns --

364
00:13:44,793 --> 00:13:47,586
-Greetings, and welcome
to the zombie nation.

365
00:13:47,724 --> 00:13:49,862
Your time is drawing near.

366
00:13:50,000 --> 00:13:51,758
-She got scared
with this guy talking.

367
00:13:51,896 --> 00:13:53,413
-...have a secret.
-I wasn't expecting it.

368
00:13:53,551 --> 00:13:54,586
That's what scares me.

369
00:13:54,724 --> 00:13:57,137
Aaah!
[Laughing] I'm fucking scared.

370
00:13:57,275 --> 00:14:01,068
-Do not enter Zombie Manor
if you are...

371
00:14:01,206 --> 00:14:02,793
-What's your name,
if you don't mind me asking?

372
00:14:02,931 --> 00:14:04,862
-Uh, my real name is Joe Titus.

373
00:14:05,000 --> 00:14:06,689
-Okay.
-My character name is Stefan.

374
00:14:06,827 --> 00:14:07,931
-Stefan.

375
00:14:08,068 --> 00:14:09,482
And, uh, what do you do

376
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,965
when you're not scaring people
here at Zombie Manor?

377
00:14:13,103 --> 00:14:15,655
-Uh, I have a real job.

378
00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:16,724
-What's your real job?

379
00:14:16,862 --> 00:14:18,379
-I work for an IP company.

380
00:14:18,517 --> 00:14:20,620
-What got you started
doing all this?

381
00:14:20,758 --> 00:14:24,448
-I started haunted houses
about 17 years ago.

382
00:14:24,586 --> 00:14:26,551
-17 years ago?
-I've worked off and on,

383
00:14:26,689 --> 00:14:28,344
but this is, like,
my favorite, so...

384
00:14:28,482 --> 00:14:29,896
-Really?
-Eight years.

385
00:14:30,034 --> 00:14:35,275
-Wow! What got you into the
costume and scaring people?

386
00:14:35,413 --> 00:14:37,689
-It's fun.
-Yeah?

387
00:14:37,827 --> 00:14:39,413
-Once you do it,
it gets in your blood.

388
00:14:39,551 --> 00:14:41,344
It's like you gotta come back
and keep doing it.

389
00:14:41,482 --> 00:14:42,517
♪

390
00:14:42,655 --> 00:14:44,517
-[Screams]

391
00:14:44,655 --> 00:14:50,551
♪

392
00:14:50,689 --> 00:14:56,586
♪

393
00:14:56,724 --> 00:14:58,586
-[Screams, laughs]

394
00:14:58,724 --> 00:15:04,896
♪

395
00:15:05,034 --> 00:15:07,068
[Screams]

396
00:15:08,275 --> 00:15:10,034
[Screams]

397
00:15:10,172 --> 00:15:11,655
Oh!

398
00:15:11,793 --> 00:15:15,068
♪

399
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,620
Can you help me, please?

400
00:15:16,758 --> 00:15:18,931
♪

401
00:15:19,068 --> 00:15:21,344
Oh, my God!

402
00:15:21,482 --> 00:15:22,758
Shit.

403
00:15:22,896 --> 00:15:25,379
♪

404
00:15:25,517 --> 00:15:26,758
Okay.

405
00:15:27,827 --> 00:15:29,344
You can help me.

406
00:15:29,482 --> 00:15:36,310
♪

407
00:15:36,448 --> 00:15:38,206
I can't.
-Keep going.

408
00:15:38,344 --> 00:15:40,206
-[Screams]

409
00:15:40,344 --> 00:15:42,655
♪

410
00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:44,586
-My name is Tina.
-Tina.

411
00:15:44,724 --> 00:15:46,896
And, uh, do you --
what --

412
00:15:47,034 --> 00:15:49,862
do you do anything else
besides work as a scare actor?

413
00:15:50,000 --> 00:15:51,620
♪

414
00:15:51,758 --> 00:15:53,206
-I'm a nurse, for one.

415
00:15:53,344 --> 00:15:56,206
-So during the day, you're,
like, putting bandages

416
00:15:56,344 --> 00:15:57,793
over people's wounds
and making them better?

417
00:15:57,931 --> 00:16:00,206
-I'm a nurse.
I'm a mother, a wife.

418
00:16:00,344 --> 00:16:02,448
I have horses,
but this is my passion.

419
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:04,275
I love Halloween.
-Really?

420
00:16:04,413 --> 00:16:07,137
-And if I can get you to scream,
then I feel great.

421
00:16:07,275 --> 00:16:09,034
-[Screams, laughs]

422
00:16:09,172 --> 00:16:11,068
-With me with you,
[Indistinct]

423
00:16:11,206 --> 00:16:12,793
I think you should go.
You're good to go.

424
00:16:12,931 --> 00:16:13,862
-[Screams]

425
00:16:14,000 --> 00:16:15,931
That's not even a bad one!

426
00:16:16,068 --> 00:16:18,206
♪

427
00:16:18,344 --> 00:16:20,793
[Screams]

428
00:16:20,931 --> 00:16:21,931
Aaah! They keep coming!

429
00:16:22,068 --> 00:16:23,931
[Screams]

430
00:16:24,068 --> 00:16:29,034
♪

431
00:16:29,172 --> 00:16:31,034
[Screams]

432
00:16:31,172 --> 00:16:32,241
♪

433
00:16:32,379 --> 00:16:34,103
-Is that blood?

434
00:16:34,241 --> 00:16:36,103
-[Screams]
-[Screams]

435
00:16:36,241 --> 00:16:38,275
-Dirty Ernie.
How y'all doing tonight?

436
00:16:38,413 --> 00:16:39,793
-Oh, God.
-You better get in here.

437
00:16:39,931 --> 00:16:41,413
Don't let them zombies
get ahold of y'all.

438
00:16:41,551 --> 00:16:43,689
Come on now.
Hang out all night.

439
00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,586
Driving you crazy.
-[Screams]

440
00:16:45,724 --> 00:16:47,310
[Screams]

441
00:16:47,448 --> 00:16:49,068
-Don't worry about him.
He alright.

442
00:16:50,103 --> 00:16:51,689
How y'all doing tonight?

443
00:16:51,827 --> 00:16:53,586
-Good. So, okay,
here's the thing.

444
00:16:53,724 --> 00:16:54,793
-Uh-huh.

445
00:16:54,931 --> 00:16:56,413
-[Laughing] I'm scared.

446
00:16:56,551 --> 00:16:57,965
-Scared?

447
00:16:58,103 --> 00:16:59,482
You ain't out of the woods
yet, sister.

448
00:16:59,620 --> 00:17:01,689
-[Screams]

449
00:17:02,758 --> 00:17:05,137
-Beware [Indistinct]

450
00:17:05,275 --> 00:17:06,689
He's my favorite!

451
00:17:06,827 --> 00:17:08,827
[Laughs]

452
00:17:11,724 --> 00:17:13,517
Feeding time, Cletis!

453
00:17:13,655 --> 00:17:15,655
-[Screams]

454
00:17:17,551 --> 00:17:19,551
[Laughs]

455
00:17:22,448 --> 00:17:23,827
Oh.

456
00:17:25,586 --> 00:17:26,896
You guys?

457
00:17:27,034 --> 00:17:28,896
I'm not kidding.

458
00:17:29,034 --> 00:17:31,137
I don't know
if I can do all of these.

459
00:17:32,379 --> 00:17:34,344
I mean,
if they're worse than this?

460
00:17:34,482 --> 00:17:36,517
-[Cackling]
-[Screams]

461
00:17:39,068 --> 00:17:40,793
-Oh, my God.

462
00:17:42,103 --> 00:17:43,655
Oh, he got me!

463
00:17:44,793 --> 00:17:46,413
-Oh, my God.

464
00:17:46,551 --> 00:17:48,827
Oh, God.

465
00:17:48,965 --> 00:17:50,931
Oh, my God.

466
00:17:51,068 --> 00:17:52,965
-Did you survive?

467
00:17:53,103 --> 00:17:55,379
We saw you on the security
cameras going in there.

468
00:17:55,517 --> 00:17:57,137
-Oh, my God.
That scared me so bad.

469
00:17:57,275 --> 00:17:58,482
-Can you come out
and walk through

470
00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,931
with every group
Friday and Saturday?

471
00:18:01,068 --> 00:18:02,448
-I don't think I can
because I think everybody --

472
00:18:02,586 --> 00:18:04,103
-Because you're perfect.

473
00:18:04,241 --> 00:18:07,620
-...laughing at me, being scared
the living daylights --

474
00:18:07,758 --> 00:18:11,827
And I swear to God,
I was not asking to one-up that.

475
00:18:11,965 --> 00:18:13,034
Oh, my God, it scared me so bad.

476
00:18:13,172 --> 00:18:14,793
-It looked like you had fun.

477
00:18:14,931 --> 00:18:16,448
-I was so afraid there.
Like --

478
00:18:16,586 --> 00:18:19,000
-Most of our zombies
are make-believe.

479
00:18:19,137 --> 00:18:20,896
-Yeah, but I was still --

480
00:18:21,034 --> 00:18:22,344
most.
-Most of them.

481
00:18:22,482 --> 00:18:23,586
-So, there's some real in there?

482
00:18:23,724 --> 00:18:25,379
Is that what you're trying
to say?

483
00:18:30,413 --> 00:18:33,275
[Laughing] Oh, fucking dicks!

484
00:18:45,758 --> 00:18:47,482
I hate you all!

485
00:18:47,620 --> 00:18:49,413
-Oh, yeah.

486
00:18:51,793 --> 00:18:54,241
-I'm never going to get
through today.

487
00:18:59,413 --> 00:19:00,965
-Well...

488
00:19:01,103 --> 00:19:02,206
Oh, look at that house.

489
00:19:02,344 --> 00:19:03,724
-Dude, that's sick.

490
00:19:03,862 --> 00:19:06,896
-Hey, y'all, look at this house.
This is sick.

491
00:19:07,034 --> 00:19:09,620
-Hey, guys, watch the house.
-I know.

492
00:19:09,758 --> 00:19:12,586
-It almost looks like
ten haunted houses here,

493
00:19:12,724 --> 00:19:13,689
all in one.

494
00:19:13,827 --> 00:19:15,241
How did that come about?

495
00:19:15,379 --> 00:19:18,827
-Well, it's six main attractions

496
00:19:18,965 --> 00:19:22,379
and three supplemental
smaller ones.

497
00:19:22,517 --> 00:19:24,172
-So, how did you,
uh, get started

498
00:19:24,310 --> 00:19:26,103
in this business of scare?

499
00:19:26,241 --> 00:19:29,655
-Well, um, it wasn't me.

500
00:19:29,793 --> 00:19:34,448
It was my son
who passed away in 2002,

501
00:19:34,586 --> 00:19:38,689
and he invested
in this 46 acres.

502
00:19:38,827 --> 00:19:40,517
He had a bunch of friends

503
00:19:40,655 --> 00:19:43,206
that they used to work
at Six Flags together.

504
00:19:43,344 --> 00:19:46,206
And, uh, some of them
went to school together,

505
00:19:46,344 --> 00:19:49,275
and it's just evolved
through the years.

506
00:19:49,413 --> 00:19:52,000
And Lance was kind of
the spearhead of it,

507
00:19:52,137 --> 00:19:55,517
but he had a lot of help
from a lot of buddies,

508
00:19:55,655 --> 00:19:58,517
and they are keeping this going.

509
00:19:58,655 --> 00:20:02,275
-What did he see
when he pictured Thrillvania?

510
00:20:02,413 --> 00:20:04,034
-Before he passed,
he had hoped --

511
00:20:04,172 --> 00:20:06,068
you know,
there's a big hill up there

512
00:20:06,206 --> 00:20:11,827
and he wanted to put a larger
house up there than we have.

513
00:20:11,965 --> 00:20:15,310
We have a 9,000-square-foot,
two-story house,

514
00:20:15,448 --> 00:20:18,000
but he wanted to put
a mammoth one up there

515
00:20:18,137 --> 00:20:19,827
that was a big ride-through.

516
00:20:19,965 --> 00:20:21,103
That was his dream.

517
00:20:21,241 --> 00:20:23,379
-So, would you say that
this is kind of more

518
00:20:23,517 --> 00:20:26,310
of a fun haunted house
or a scary in,

519
00:20:26,448 --> 00:20:28,517
the more scary version?
-Oh, it's both.

520
00:20:28,655 --> 00:20:30,551
-Oh, really?
-Oh, yeah.

521
00:20:30,689 --> 00:20:33,103
-You can get the bee-gees scared
out of you.

522
00:20:34,586 --> 00:20:35,758
-The bee-gees?
-Yeah.

523
00:20:35,896 --> 00:20:37,172
[Laughter]

524
00:20:37,310 --> 00:20:38,931
-I don't know if you use
that anywhere other than Texas.

525
00:20:39,068 --> 00:20:42,310
-No, I don't think so,
but I like it.

526
00:20:42,448 --> 00:20:44,965
So, um, how many people,
on those really busy nights,

527
00:20:45,103 --> 00:20:46,517
do you get in here?

528
00:20:46,655 --> 00:20:49,896
-Oh, 5,000 to 6,000 people
a night.

529
00:20:50,034 --> 00:20:51,758
-[Indistinct]

530
00:20:51,896 --> 00:20:54,931
We're going to Thrillvania!
Whoo!

531
00:20:55,068 --> 00:20:56,517
-Here at Thrillvania,
we like to --

532
00:20:56,655 --> 00:20:58,689
we like to touch base on
the fourth sense,

533
00:20:58,827 --> 00:20:59,827
and that's smell.

534
00:20:59,965 --> 00:21:02,517
-So, how do you go about
issuing smells?

535
00:21:02,655 --> 00:21:03,931
-Yeah, well,
some things you can buy.

536
00:21:04,068 --> 00:21:05,862
You can go online
and buy certain smells.

537
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,379
There's stuff you can buy
that smells like rotten flesh.

538
00:21:08,517 --> 00:21:10,241
I don't use it because
it makes our actors puke.

539
00:21:10,379 --> 00:21:11,448
You know,
I like the scary stuff.

540
00:21:11,586 --> 00:21:13,482
I don't like
the real scary stuff.

541
00:21:13,620 --> 00:21:15,793
-Is there anything
that's even scared you?

542
00:21:15,931 --> 00:21:17,758
-I remember a haunt I went to

543
00:21:17,896 --> 00:21:19,206
probably three
or four years ago,

544
00:21:19,344 --> 00:21:22,758
and I think it was, uh,
there was a guy on the floor,

545
00:21:22,896 --> 00:21:24,655
and he was munching
his teeth at me,

546
00:21:24,793 --> 00:21:27,068
and I looked at him
and he had entrails behind him.

547
00:21:27,206 --> 00:21:29,241
So, he was a paraplegic
they hired.

548
00:21:29,379 --> 00:21:30,827
He was real fast
on his hands.

549
00:21:30,965 --> 00:21:33,793
And I thought that was the most
scariest thing I've ever seen.

550
00:21:33,931 --> 00:21:36,000
I couldn't -- I saw
blood entrails coming out of him

551
00:21:36,137 --> 00:21:37,413
and he runs up
and tries to bite you.

552
00:21:37,551 --> 00:21:39,379
I think that was pretty unique.
-Oh, my gosh.

553
00:21:39,517 --> 00:21:41,379
So, how do you find people?

554
00:21:41,517 --> 00:21:44,137
-You know, a lot of people
are word-of-mouth,

555
00:21:44,275 --> 00:21:46,275
and a lot of people have
worked for us for many years,

556
00:21:46,413 --> 00:21:48,896
and they bring their friends
and so on and so on and so on.

557
00:21:49,034 --> 00:21:52,413
And then we also put ads in the
green sheet and local newspapers

558
00:21:52,551 --> 00:21:54,586
and we try to recruit
that way, too.

559
00:21:54,724 --> 00:21:56,517
-Right. Just because
that's got to be really --

560
00:21:56,655 --> 00:21:58,586
Do you do, like, a background
check on people?

561
00:21:58,724 --> 00:22:00,655
Just because, you know, come in
here and they can put a mask on.

562
00:22:00,793 --> 00:22:03,034
They could be anybody, you know.
-That is true.

563
00:22:03,172 --> 00:22:05,206
Currently, we do not do
a background check,

564
00:22:05,344 --> 00:22:07,275
but we're looking into doing
that in the future.

565
00:22:07,413 --> 00:22:09,172
-What's your 9:00 to 5:00 job?

566
00:22:09,310 --> 00:22:11,206
-Uh, I work in a call center.

567
00:22:11,344 --> 00:22:13,655
-Do you have any tricks
or anything like that

568
00:22:13,793 --> 00:22:15,172
as far as scaring people?

569
00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:16,620
-Um, yeah.

570
00:22:16,758 --> 00:22:18,862
I mean, like I said,
I learned from horror movies,

571
00:22:19,000 --> 00:22:21,793
and, um, it's 100%
the most important thing

572
00:22:21,931 --> 00:22:23,827
you learn from horror movies

573
00:22:23,965 --> 00:22:25,689
how to, you know,
stop people renting

574
00:22:25,827 --> 00:22:27,517
"Friday the 13th" for me
on VHS

575
00:22:27,655 --> 00:22:30,000
and becoming my gateway drug
to horror.

576
00:22:30,137 --> 00:22:31,586
You know, I wouldn't have that.

577
00:22:31,724 --> 00:22:33,724
-What's the best part
about your job?

578
00:22:34,793 --> 00:22:38,482
-I'm not me
for five hours a day.

579
00:22:38,620 --> 00:22:42,517
And if I can get out
of the tangled-up mess

580
00:22:42,655 --> 00:22:45,275
that is my head and
into somebody else's head,

581
00:22:45,413 --> 00:22:47,068
I can do whatever.

582
00:22:47,206 --> 00:22:49,793
If I was stuck in traffic
on the way here,

583
00:22:49,931 --> 00:22:52,689
all that pent-up aggression
is now taken out on somebody.

584
00:22:52,827 --> 00:22:56,344
And, you know,
be as vicious and mean

585
00:22:56,482 --> 00:22:59,206
as I can towards anybody
to scare them.

586
00:22:59,344 --> 00:23:02,103
-How do you make
this whole thing real

587
00:23:02,241 --> 00:23:05,241
so that it's believable for the
people coming into the house?

588
00:23:05,379 --> 00:23:07,517
-Um, well, they...

589
00:23:07,655 --> 00:23:10,206
I mean, they're coming
out here and, um,

590
00:23:10,344 --> 00:23:13,965
you want to make it so that
they're not going to escape.

591
00:23:14,103 --> 00:23:15,620
Right? I mean, that's the thing.
They don't --

592
00:23:15,758 --> 00:23:17,344
I mean,
we don't want them to escape.

593
00:23:17,482 --> 00:23:20,482
If I were a zombie,
and they came out here,

594
00:23:20,620 --> 00:23:23,137
my goal is to eat their brains
and survive, right?

595
00:23:23,275 --> 00:23:25,793
And, um, their goal is
to not make it out

596
00:23:25,931 --> 00:23:27,482
or try to make it out
if they can.

597
00:23:27,620 --> 00:23:30,793
And, um, they're coming out here

598
00:23:30,931 --> 00:23:33,310
and it's going to be
their last visit anywhere.

599
00:23:34,551 --> 00:23:36,517
-Come on out, little boy.

600
00:23:37,827 --> 00:23:39,827
[Laughing]

601
00:23:46,827 --> 00:23:48,689
Come out!

602
00:23:54,724 --> 00:23:56,379
[Laughs]

603
00:23:56,517 --> 00:23:58,310
-Let's get him from the path.

604
00:24:04,344 --> 00:24:06,482
-Come on, dude.
Come on.

605
00:24:07,517 --> 00:24:09,482
-[Screams]

606
00:24:09,620 --> 00:24:11,965
-How do you go about getting
Thrillvania

607
00:24:12,103 --> 00:24:13,379
out there to the public?

608
00:24:13,517 --> 00:24:16,241
-Well, this is a really
easy venue to get out there

609
00:24:16,379 --> 00:24:18,724
because we've got more
accolades

610
00:24:18,862 --> 00:24:20,862
than probably any other
haunted house in the country.

611
00:24:21,000 --> 00:24:27,000
From MSN toFangoria
to America's Best Haunts to AOL,

612
00:24:27,137 --> 00:24:28,310
they've all picked this

613
00:24:28,448 --> 00:24:30,068
as one of the scariest
haunts in the country.

614
00:24:30,206 --> 00:24:32,275
-You also have a website.
What's the website?

615
00:24:32,413 --> 00:24:34,482
-Oh, I own a website
called hauntedhouse.com.

616
00:24:34,620 --> 00:24:36,068
It's the number-one
haunted house

617
00:24:36,206 --> 00:24:37,724
directory website
in the world.

618
00:24:37,862 --> 00:24:40,620
We get about two million
unique visitors in October

619
00:24:40,758 --> 00:24:42,275
looking for haunted houses
to go to.

620
00:24:42,413 --> 00:24:43,827
-Oh, wow.
So, you kind of --

621
00:24:43,965 --> 00:24:45,655
you're the information source
of all the haunted houses?

622
00:24:45,793 --> 00:24:48,862
-Exactly. If you want to find
a haunted house to go to,

623
00:24:49,000 --> 00:24:52,034
we have about 1,500
different haunted houses

624
00:24:52,172 --> 00:24:53,413
listed on the site,

625
00:24:53,551 --> 00:24:55,206
and we list them
by city and state.

626
00:24:55,344 --> 00:24:58,000
People come to us
instead of going to Google.

627
00:24:58,137 --> 00:25:02,000
We're a better place for them
to find haunted houses to go to.

628
00:25:03,241 --> 00:25:05,275
-So, how did you get started
in all of this?

629
00:25:05,413 --> 00:25:06,827
-Years and years
and years ago,

630
00:25:06,965 --> 00:25:08,137
I was on the road
with The Stones

631
00:25:08,275 --> 00:25:09,448
and The Who,
doing merchandise,

632
00:25:09,586 --> 00:25:10,827
and I drove by a haunted house

633
00:25:10,965 --> 00:25:12,862
and there were a thousand kids
in line,

634
00:25:13,000 --> 00:25:16,000
and I'm going, hmm, National
Retail Federation does a poem,

635
00:25:16,137 --> 00:25:20,137
and they say 21% of the people
are 18 and older --

636
00:25:20,275 --> 00:25:22,000
and that's 30 million people
a year --

637
00:25:22,137 --> 00:25:24,034
are going to go
to haunted houses.

638
00:25:24,172 --> 00:25:26,034
When I first got started
in the business,

639
00:25:26,172 --> 00:25:28,896
I had just read
P.T. Barnum's book.

640
00:25:29,034 --> 00:25:32,689
And what he had done
in New York City,

641
00:25:32,827 --> 00:25:36,068
he had his train
with elephants break down.

642
00:25:36,206 --> 00:25:39,206
So, he had to march the
elephants down Madison Avenue.

643
00:25:39,344 --> 00:25:42,862
So, my first haunt, we had
a 23-foot Frankenstein head,

644
00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:45,586
and we broke it down
in the middle of the city,

645
00:25:45,724 --> 00:25:48,827
in Phoenix,
in rush hour, caused gridlock.

646
00:25:48,965 --> 00:25:51,827
And we were on every
news channel,

647
00:25:51,965 --> 00:25:54,586
front page of the newspaper.
Got off to a great start.

648
00:25:54,724 --> 00:25:55,758
There's a lot of different --

649
00:25:55,896 --> 00:25:57,103
There's some extreme
haunted houses

650
00:25:57,241 --> 00:25:59,241
that are really, really cool.

651
00:25:59,379 --> 00:26:01,413
There's a haunted house
that's --

652
00:26:01,551 --> 00:26:02,655
I don't think it's --

653
00:26:02,793 --> 00:26:03,965
It wouldn't be my kind of
haunted house,

654
00:26:04,103 --> 00:26:05,551
but there's one in New York City

655
00:26:05,689 --> 00:26:07,379
where you have to go
through alone,

656
00:26:07,517 --> 00:26:10,896
and they actually gag
and bind you and stuff

657
00:26:11,034 --> 00:26:14,000
and sit you in a room for
like five minutes with a --

658
00:26:14,137 --> 00:26:17,551
I mean, first thing they do
is give you a shot of whiskey.

659
00:26:17,689 --> 00:26:19,551
Then they put you in a chair,

660
00:26:19,689 --> 00:26:21,206
and they zip-tie you
to the chair,

661
00:26:21,344 --> 00:26:22,896
and they put a gag
in your mouth,

662
00:26:23,034 --> 00:26:24,379
and they cover you with --

663
00:26:24,517 --> 00:26:26,620
and they just leave you
sitting there for five minutes,

664
00:26:26,758 --> 00:26:29,241
and then you walk
through different -- I mean...

665
00:26:29,379 --> 00:26:31,793
-Is that legal?
-They get away with it.

666
00:26:31,931 --> 00:26:33,620
I mean, it's -- I mean,

667
00:26:33,758 --> 00:26:37,103
so I mean, that's
as far out there as you can get.

668
00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:38,862
I didn't go.
I have a friend who went.

669
00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:43,172
He said there's a room that
he went in that it was blocked,

670
00:26:43,310 --> 00:26:44,689
and it was just a guy
in a bathrobe

671
00:26:44,827 --> 00:26:47,172
with nothing on in his bathroom,

672
00:26:47,310 --> 00:26:48,931
full frontal, the whole bit,

673
00:26:49,068 --> 00:26:53,344
and he had to get the key from
the guy to get out of there.

674
00:26:53,482 --> 00:26:55,965
I mean, he just said
it was just totally

675
00:26:56,103 --> 00:26:58,275
and absolutely ridiculous.

676
00:26:58,413 --> 00:26:59,827
I mean, it's just --
-Oh, my God.

677
00:26:59,965 --> 00:27:01,068
I couldn't do that.

678
00:27:01,206 --> 00:27:02,310
-Yeah.
-You're gonna do it.

679
00:27:02,448 --> 00:27:04,206
That's actually
where we're going.

680
00:27:04,344 --> 00:27:05,310
-You're going, yeah.
-Before Halloween,

681
00:27:05,448 --> 00:27:06,827
we have to shoot a finale.

682
00:27:06,965 --> 00:27:08,482
-[Laughs]

683
00:27:10,931 --> 00:27:12,931
-So how'd you guys
like Thrillvania?

684
00:27:13,068 --> 00:27:14,275
-It was okay,
but it was too scary for me.

685
00:27:14,413 --> 00:27:15,586
-It was good.
-Yeah

686
00:27:15,724 --> 00:27:17,000
-It was a good little scare.

687
00:27:17,137 --> 00:27:19,517
-Have you been
to any other houses this season?

688
00:27:19,655 --> 00:27:21,724
-Terrorplex, awesome.

689
00:27:21,862 --> 00:27:23,310
-Blue Skeleton.

690
00:27:23,448 --> 00:27:25,448
The Bomb.
-That -- That was, like,

691
00:27:25,586 --> 00:27:26,793
the scariest thing
I've ever seen.

692
00:27:26,931 --> 00:27:28,241
They're waiting...
-What was the scariest thing?

693
00:27:28,379 --> 00:27:29,689
-They're waiting in --
The scariest thing

694
00:27:29,827 --> 00:27:31,034
is when the walls open up

695
00:27:31,172 --> 00:27:32,655
and they come out from the walls

696
00:27:32,793 --> 00:27:34,448
and you don't even see them
'cause they look like the wall.

697
00:27:34,586 --> 00:27:35,896
-I plugged my ears
the entire time

698
00:27:36,034 --> 00:27:37,448
'cause she kept shoving me
in front and I was just, like...

699
00:27:37,586 --> 00:27:38,620
-And then of course, they have--

700
00:27:38,758 --> 00:27:39,896
-Why were you
shoving her in front?

701
00:27:40,034 --> 00:27:41,896
-Because I was scared,
he had a chainsaw.

702
00:27:42,034 --> 00:27:43,413
-That's what I'm looking for.

703
00:27:43,551 --> 00:27:45,620
This lady--
Unh-unh, she wants the,

704
00:27:45,758 --> 00:27:48,275
"Ooh. Oh, scary.
Oh, my God."

705
00:27:48,413 --> 00:27:49,896
Nah, we want the real stuff.

706
00:27:50,034 --> 00:27:51,275
The faces of death stuff.

707
00:27:51,413 --> 00:27:53,034
-It's all blood
gushing everywhere.

708
00:27:53,172 --> 00:27:55,448
I was like, "Oh, my gosh."

709
00:27:55,586 --> 00:27:57,241
It's like, "Get me out
of this damn place!"

710
00:27:57,379 --> 00:27:59,172
-[Screams]

711
00:28:00,241 --> 00:28:02,275
Welcome to Thrillvania.

712
00:28:02,413 --> 00:28:04,448
[People screaming]

713
00:28:06,862 --> 00:28:08,413
-[Indistinct]

714
00:28:08,551 --> 00:28:10,241
She does every time.

715
00:28:10,379 --> 00:28:17,931
♪

716
00:28:18,068 --> 00:28:20,172
-[Screams, laughs]

717
00:28:22,000 --> 00:28:23,793
-You like to play?

718
00:28:23,931 --> 00:28:28,000
♪

719
00:28:28,137 --> 00:28:29,896
-Oh, God.

720
00:28:30,034 --> 00:28:31,448
[Screams]

721
00:28:31,586 --> 00:28:38,655
♪

722
00:28:38,793 --> 00:28:40,137
[Screams]

723
00:28:40,275 --> 00:28:45,206
♪

724
00:28:45,344 --> 00:28:47,793
Oh, yeah, this is making me
really nauseous.

725
00:28:47,931 --> 00:28:52,827
♪

726
00:28:52,965 --> 00:28:54,896
♪

727
00:28:55,034 --> 00:28:56,517
-[Screams]

728
00:28:56,655 --> 00:29:03,758
♪

729
00:29:03,896 --> 00:29:05,862
Stand up!

730
00:29:06,000 --> 00:29:11,793
♪

731
00:29:11,931 --> 00:29:17,689
♪

732
00:29:17,827 --> 00:29:20,344
-All right. Watch your step.
-Oh, shit.

733
00:29:20,482 --> 00:29:22,103
[Screams]

734
00:29:22,241 --> 00:29:30,344
♪

735
00:29:30,482 --> 00:29:33,137
Oh, this isn't freaky at all.

736
00:29:33,275 --> 00:29:38,482
♪

737
00:29:38,620 --> 00:29:39,862
-[Yells]
-[Screams]

738
00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:46,862
♪

739
00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:53,862
♪

740
00:29:54,000 --> 00:30:00,896
♪

741
00:30:01,034 --> 00:30:07,896
♪

742
00:30:08,034 --> 00:30:09,482
-[Screams]

743
00:30:09,620 --> 00:30:18,896
♪

744
00:30:19,034 --> 00:30:21,000
-[Screams]

745
00:30:21,137 --> 00:30:25,793
♪

746
00:30:25,931 --> 00:30:27,862
[Screams, laughs]

747
00:30:28,000 --> 00:30:30,034
♪

748
00:30:30,172 --> 00:30:31,793
[Screams]

749
00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:38,931
♪

750
00:30:39,068 --> 00:30:46,068
♪

751
00:30:46,206 --> 00:30:48,068
[Chainsaw whirring]

752
00:30:48,206 --> 00:30:49,965
[Screams]

753
00:30:50,103 --> 00:30:51,379
-This place is different.

754
00:30:51,517 --> 00:30:52,620
This place is weird
because it's like a --

755
00:30:52,758 --> 00:30:55,137
It's almost like a circus.
-Yeah.

756
00:30:55,275 --> 00:30:58,379
It's like a big giant --
or not giant, I guess,

757
00:30:58,517 --> 00:31:00,068
but amusement park.

758
00:31:00,206 --> 00:31:02,137
-I like the feeling that you --

759
00:31:02,275 --> 00:31:04,620
That it was like this city
out in the middle of nowhere,

760
00:31:04,758 --> 00:31:06,482
and you're waiting
in line for an attraction.

761
00:31:06,620 --> 00:31:08,344
But yet hundreds of people
are all over the place

762
00:31:08,482 --> 00:31:09,655
doing their own thing.

763
00:31:09,793 --> 00:31:11,000
You know, it was cool.

764
00:31:11,137 --> 00:31:12,517
And like a thousand people
are waiting in line

765
00:31:12,655 --> 00:31:13,724
to do the haunted house,
and then you're done.

766
00:31:13,862 --> 00:31:15,206
It's like you do
the haunted house,

767
00:31:15,344 --> 00:31:17,137
but then you're still in this,
like, creepy city.

768
00:31:17,275 --> 00:31:20,000
And you know, the way
that they chased people, like,

769
00:31:20,137 --> 00:31:21,620
all the way out and around.

770
00:31:21,758 --> 00:31:23,241
And it's like the whole time

771
00:31:23,379 --> 00:31:24,965
you're actually
in a giant haunted house

772
00:31:25,103 --> 00:31:26,551
with little sections.

773
00:31:26,689 --> 00:31:29,310
-Some of those kids,
there's fucked up kids in there.

774
00:31:29,448 --> 00:31:31,034
-What was that one kid saying?

775
00:31:31,172 --> 00:31:34,482
-Their favorite place is,
what, Thrillvania. Been there.

776
00:31:34,620 --> 00:31:35,965
Then Cutting Edge,
which we'll do tomorrow.

777
00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:38,172
But they're saying that,
uh, Blue --

778
00:31:38,310 --> 00:31:39,965
-Blue Skeleton.
-Yeah.

779
00:31:40,103 --> 00:31:41,379
I think we --
-I don't think --

780
00:31:41,517 --> 00:31:42,965
You don't have it on the list.

781
00:31:43,103 --> 00:31:45,517
-We're going to roll through
someone's fucking back country.

782
00:31:45,655 --> 00:31:48,344
-We're going to the
Guinness Book of World Records

783
00:31:48,482 --> 00:31:51,241
longest haunted house ever.

784
00:31:51,379 --> 00:31:54,206
-And that's like going to
the Mall of America.

785
00:31:54,344 --> 00:31:56,413
I want to find the places
that don't have websites.

786
00:31:56,551 --> 00:31:58,103
That's that's actually
probably a good rule

787
00:31:58,241 --> 00:31:59,965
to follow --
if you don't have a website.

788
00:32:00,103 --> 00:32:02,586
-Good luck.
How are you gonna find them?

789
00:32:02,724 --> 00:32:04,827
-There's gotta be ways,
people blog about it at least.

790
00:32:04,965 --> 00:32:06,448
They don't have to have
an official website.

791
00:32:06,586 --> 00:32:08,793
-Okay. Yes?
-Sure.

792
00:32:08,931 --> 00:32:10,413
-Go on your blog.
[Laughs]

793
00:32:10,551 --> 00:32:13,137
-He wants to always believe.

794
00:32:13,275 --> 00:32:14,586
He's like, we're walking
anywhere,

795
00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,793
he's like, "Did you hear that?
Did you hear that?"

796
00:32:16,931 --> 00:32:18,586
-It's Halloween,
that's part of it.

797
00:32:18,724 --> 00:32:21,275
It's the fun of it.
Doesn't mean can't exist.

798
00:32:22,551 --> 00:32:25,724
I believe in ghouls and goblins.

799
00:32:25,862 --> 00:32:28,379
At least one month out
of the year, I do.

800
00:32:30,000 --> 00:32:32,551
I'm fine.
But we got to get some sleep.

801
00:32:32,689 --> 00:32:34,620
We had a long night.

802
00:32:34,758 --> 00:32:36,413
-Fuck you.
-All right.

803
00:32:36,551 --> 00:32:37,724
[Laughter]

804
00:32:39,724 --> 00:32:41,344
-Uh, what's up?

805
00:32:41,482 --> 00:32:45,310
It's about...
3:45 in the morning.

806
00:32:45,448 --> 00:32:48,758
Uh, I'm up editing right now.

807
00:32:48,896 --> 00:32:52,862
This is our
driver/cameraman, Jeff.

808
00:32:54,000 --> 00:32:55,862
He's out.

809
00:32:57,344 --> 00:33:03,310
We have -- Bobby's laying
in this little tiny bed.

810
00:33:03,448 --> 00:33:06,586
There's just Zach's leg.

811
00:33:06,724 --> 00:33:09,000
There's Brandy.

812
00:33:09,137 --> 00:33:11,517
Everyone off sleeping.

813
00:33:11,655 --> 00:33:14,172
-I cannot be editor/
media director/

814
00:33:14,310 --> 00:33:16,000
sound guy/slash navigator

815
00:33:16,137 --> 00:33:17,448
and filming
all at the same time.

816
00:33:17,586 --> 00:33:19,827
-What is this?
-They got a real sign.

817
00:33:19,965 --> 00:33:21,931
That sign looks permanent.

818
00:33:25,551 --> 00:33:27,172
-So we are here
at Cutting Edge,

819
00:33:27,310 --> 00:33:29,551
which is the Guinness Book's
world record

820
00:33:29,689 --> 00:33:32,310
for the longest walk-through
haunted house.

821
00:33:32,448 --> 00:33:35,655
And all we have to do is just
wait for the sun to go down,

822
00:33:35,793 --> 00:33:38,206
and then we're going to go
inside to be scared

823
00:33:38,344 --> 00:33:40,379
for a full hour.

824
00:33:40,517 --> 00:33:43,448
[Electronic music playing]

825
00:33:43,586 --> 00:33:45,586
Could you maybe tell us
what your exact, I guess,

826
00:33:45,724 --> 00:33:47,137
"title" would be here?

827
00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:48,517
-I'm a co-creator.

828
00:33:48,655 --> 00:33:50,275
-Co-creator? Wow. Okay.

829
00:33:50,413 --> 00:33:52,344
And how long have
you been working here for?

830
00:33:52,482 --> 00:33:54,379
-20 years.
-Could you tell us what I guess

831
00:33:54,517 --> 00:33:56,379
Cutting Edge is known for?

832
00:33:56,517 --> 00:33:57,724
-Well.

833
00:33:57,862 --> 00:33:59,689
We just kept,
you know, building.

834
00:33:59,827 --> 00:34:03,413
We loved building sets
and and adding on to our show,

835
00:34:03,551 --> 00:34:07,206
and, uh, it just became
this monster, so to speak.

836
00:34:07,344 --> 00:34:10,206
And one day we heard there was
a Guinness World Record for it.

837
00:34:10,344 --> 00:34:11,275
And it had been going on
for years.

838
00:34:11,413 --> 00:34:12,862
We had no idea,
and we thought,

839
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:14,379
you know, we should have those
guys out to measure our points

840
00:34:14,517 --> 00:34:16,379
because it's pretty big
and sure enough, it,

841
00:34:16,517 --> 00:34:18,448
uh, it ended up winning
the record for us.

842
00:34:18,586 --> 00:34:21,000
-What happens like
in the off season,

843
00:34:21,137 --> 00:34:22,448
I guess, for you guys?

844
00:34:22,586 --> 00:34:24,448
-There's really
not an off season anymore.

845
00:34:24,586 --> 00:34:27,034
I mean, we take a little time
down around the holidays,

846
00:34:27,172 --> 00:34:28,793
you know, Thanksgiving,
Christmas.

847
00:34:28,931 --> 00:34:30,448
But you know, we start back --
a crew of us

848
00:34:30,586 --> 00:34:33,000
start back in January.
-Oh, really?

849
00:34:33,137 --> 00:34:34,241
-Oh, yeah.
-So what do you --

850
00:34:34,379 --> 00:34:35,551
What are you doing in January?

851
00:34:35,689 --> 00:34:38,482
October's, you know,
so many odd months away.

852
00:34:38,620 --> 00:34:39,724
-Yeah, it takes about 10 months

853
00:34:39,862 --> 00:34:41,517
to put this event together.

854
00:34:41,655 --> 00:34:43,344
-We're seeing
that there's also like a trend

855
00:34:43,482 --> 00:34:45,655
with people trying
to make things smell really real

856
00:34:45,793 --> 00:34:47,620
and feel real
and everything like that,

857
00:34:47,758 --> 00:34:49,896
to the point where even we
were hearing some talk of,

858
00:34:50,034 --> 00:34:51,724
like people using,
like, real bodies

859
00:34:51,862 --> 00:34:54,379
and real blood,
and all of that horror stuff.

860
00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:57,310
Do you guys feel
that you need to go there

861
00:34:57,448 --> 00:34:59,517
or anything like that,
or have you heard of that?

862
00:34:59,655 --> 00:35:01,379
-Oh, I've heard of that.

863
00:35:01,517 --> 00:35:03,379
And it's definitely
not our style.

864
00:35:03,517 --> 00:35:08,827
Um, I believe kids and all of us
have been so inundated with that

865
00:35:08,965 --> 00:35:12,448
through movies and through media
that, you know,

866
00:35:12,586 --> 00:35:15,931
blood and gore and all
that isn't really necessary.

867
00:35:16,068 --> 00:35:17,931
I mean, we're all, you know,

868
00:35:18,068 --> 00:35:20,000
we don't see it anymore anyway,
right?

869
00:35:20,137 --> 00:35:23,000
So, you know,
we can keep ourself Disney-esque

870
00:35:23,137 --> 00:35:25,827
and we can use things that pull
your senses away from you.

871
00:35:25,965 --> 00:35:28,793
And we don't have to use
all the cheap parlor tricks

872
00:35:28,931 --> 00:35:32,172
that I think people,
you know, resort to.

873
00:35:33,655 --> 00:35:35,137
There's a trend, though,

874
00:35:35,275 --> 00:35:38,862
in a lot of haunted
houses to start touching now.

875
00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:40,551
That's kind of
a new haunted house trend,

876
00:35:40,689 --> 00:35:43,724
but to do the whole you come in,

877
00:35:43,862 --> 00:35:45,310
we can touch you kind of thing.

878
00:35:45,448 --> 00:35:47,068
-Do they have to -- I mean,
are there any regulations?

879
00:35:47,206 --> 00:35:48,275
Because I know
that they were saying

880
00:35:48,413 --> 00:35:49,482
that you guys don't touch here,
right?

881
00:35:49,620 --> 00:35:51,344
-Right, right.
No, not necessarily,

882
00:35:51,482 --> 00:35:53,896
but it's not part of our,
you know,

883
00:35:54,034 --> 00:35:55,724
our shtick where we're
not going to touch anyone.

884
00:35:55,862 --> 00:35:57,827
But, you know,
it works at some places.

885
00:35:57,965 --> 00:36:00,103
I mean, haunted houses are
like movies, right?

886
00:36:00,241 --> 00:36:02,206
You know, every director is
going to have a different way

887
00:36:02,344 --> 00:36:04,896
he wants to direct and have
his movie feel and sound and --

888
00:36:05,034 --> 00:36:07,068
and work.

889
00:36:07,206 --> 00:36:14,172
♪

890
00:36:14,310 --> 00:36:16,000
-Can you first
start off letting us know

891
00:36:16,137 --> 00:36:17,689
how long you've worked here.

892
00:36:17,827 --> 00:36:20,724
-Uh, about 17, 18 years.

893
00:36:20,862 --> 00:36:24,275
I've been doing haunted houses
since about '88, '89.

894
00:36:24,413 --> 00:36:28,068
-How far do you go to scare
people?

895
00:36:28,206 --> 00:36:32,482
-Uh, right up to the point
of they won't let us touch them

896
00:36:32,620 --> 00:36:34,586
or bash them over the head
and drag them off anywhere,

897
00:36:34,724 --> 00:36:37,448
so I had to kind of stop
at that point.

898
00:36:37,586 --> 00:36:40,344
But, uh, yeah,
we go all out here.

899
00:36:40,482 --> 00:36:42,344
-How far do people drive from?

900
00:36:42,482 --> 00:36:44,448
-We have a group
that come from, every year,

901
00:36:44,586 --> 00:36:46,551
that come from New York.

902
00:36:46,689 --> 00:36:49,000
Uh, a big group of girls
that come from,

903
00:36:49,137 --> 00:36:51,724
I think it's Minnesota.

904
00:36:51,862 --> 00:36:53,275
Uh, they come from all over.

905
00:36:53,413 --> 00:36:54,931
-So we all
kind of grew up in the area.

906
00:36:55,068 --> 00:36:56,827
And there was a, um,

907
00:36:56,965 --> 00:36:59,655
I guess a thing
that a radio station was doing

908
00:36:59,793 --> 00:37:02,448
where it was kind of like,
if you got through the maze,

909
00:37:02,586 --> 00:37:05,068
then you would win
a monetary prize.

910
00:37:05,206 --> 00:37:07,482
That somehow
you couldn't get through

911
00:37:07,620 --> 00:37:09,586
or something like that,
like trap doors and all that.

912
00:37:09,724 --> 00:37:11,482
-Yeah, it was, uh --
We still have it.

913
00:37:11,620 --> 00:37:13,413
We call it The Pit.
-Okay.

914
00:37:13,551 --> 00:37:17,241
And it's, uh, roughly
about a 20,000 square foot maze.

915
00:37:17,379 --> 00:37:19,896
There aren't any monsters
or actors or anything in it.

916
00:37:20,034 --> 00:37:22,896
Uh, we line everybody
up at different doors,

917
00:37:23,034 --> 00:37:25,275
we give them a glow stick
and give them,

918
00:37:25,413 --> 00:37:27,448
I think it's like 5 or 6 minutes
to go through it.

919
00:37:27,586 --> 00:37:29,448
We take the top times,
call them back out,

920
00:37:29,586 --> 00:37:33,344
we change the maze up and
have them go through it again.

921
00:37:33,482 --> 00:37:35,172
And then whoever makes it out,

922
00:37:35,310 --> 00:37:38,310
then, uh, I think it's
like a trip to Cancun

923
00:37:38,448 --> 00:37:39,931
or something like that.

924
00:37:40,068 --> 00:37:42,586
-Is there like
a Halloween regulation board

925
00:37:42,724 --> 00:37:45,310
or something like that?
-Not really.

926
00:37:45,448 --> 00:37:47,551
-So pretty much people
can just do whatever they want

927
00:37:47,689 --> 00:37:49,620
until they get busted, right?
-Yeah.

928
00:37:49,758 --> 00:37:52,000
Unfortunately, yeah.
Or till they cross a line,

929
00:37:52,137 --> 00:37:53,793
and someone actually
kind of freaks out.

930
00:37:53,931 --> 00:37:55,758
I heard of, uh, uh,

931
00:37:55,896 --> 00:37:58,034
House of Shock in New Orleans

932
00:37:58,172 --> 00:37:59,655
doing a lot of weird,
crazy stuff,

933
00:37:59,793 --> 00:38:02,896
but I have never been
to one that really does that.

934
00:38:03,034 --> 00:38:06,482
Thank goodness, that's
invading my territorial bubble.

935
00:38:06,620 --> 00:38:08,068
I tend to freak you out if
you start trying to tie me up.

936
00:38:08,206 --> 00:38:09,862
I grew up with three sisters.

937
00:38:10,000 --> 00:38:11,793
They always tied me up
and did things to me,

938
00:38:11,931 --> 00:38:13,482
and I don't, uh --
Yeah, I don't --

939
00:38:13,620 --> 00:38:14,655
Yeah, no, I wouldn't --

940
00:38:14,793 --> 00:38:16,068
I wouldn't go for that.

941
00:38:16,206 --> 00:38:17,862
-We wanted to show you a
little bit of what Cutting Edge

942
00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:20,586
looks like in the daytime hours.

943
00:38:20,724 --> 00:38:23,275
We've got a nice
little "Ghostbuster" hearse

944
00:38:23,413 --> 00:38:26,517
and see this fog
is rolling through.

945
00:38:26,655 --> 00:38:27,965
And I mean,
as you can see, like,

946
00:38:28,103 --> 00:38:30,068
everybody's already lining up.

947
00:38:30,206 --> 00:38:31,344
We're here tonight,

948
00:38:31,482 --> 00:38:34,034
it's going to be one
of the craziest nights.

949
00:38:34,172 --> 00:38:36,172
We even have a, uh, hearse.

950
00:38:36,310 --> 00:38:38,103
Hearse lifted.

951
00:38:38,241 --> 00:38:40,000
Only in Texas, I guess
could you get

952
00:38:40,137 --> 00:38:42,413
a hearse lifted. [Laughs]
On lifts.

953
00:38:42,551 --> 00:38:44,620
Is that what --
Is that the correct lingo?

954
00:38:44,758 --> 00:38:50,137
♪

955
00:38:50,275 --> 00:38:52,482
-One of the big hypes here,
they have scare outs.

956
00:38:52,620 --> 00:38:55,620
And one year I think they had,
like, close to 1,200 scare outs

957
00:38:55,758 --> 00:38:57,379
where people walk in the door,
and get halfway through

958
00:38:57,517 --> 00:38:58,965
and said,
"I can't do this anymore.

959
00:38:59,103 --> 00:39:00,551
I'm out, I want out."

960
00:39:00,689 --> 00:39:06,689
♪

961
00:39:06,827 --> 00:39:08,551
-I'm Jeff Kandt.

962
00:39:08,689 --> 00:39:10,862
"Jammin'" Jeff Kandt
and I DJ here

963
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,620
at the Cutting Edge
Haunted House

964
00:39:12,758 --> 00:39:14,586
in downtown Fort Worth.

965
00:39:14,724 --> 00:39:17,206
-Right, now, how many nights
are you here?

966
00:39:17,344 --> 00:39:19,137
-Uh, we've been here
since August 13th,

967
00:39:19,275 --> 00:39:20,758
when the haunted house opened.

968
00:39:20,896 --> 00:39:21,965
-Okay.
You're here every single night?

969
00:39:22,103 --> 00:39:23,965
-Every night,
out here playing

970
00:39:24,103 --> 00:39:25,689
great music for all the people.

971
00:39:25,827 --> 00:39:27,655
-Right, so you just make --
People come here

972
00:39:27,793 --> 00:39:30,034
and they stand in line for what,
like, three hours?

973
00:39:30,172 --> 00:39:32,655
-Yeah, at least.
It's worth it. It's worth it.

974
00:39:32,793 --> 00:39:35,275
♪

975
00:39:35,413 --> 00:39:36,793
-Are you excited to go in?

976
00:39:36,931 --> 00:39:39,103
-Oh, yeah. Absolutely.
My girlfriend's not as excited.

977
00:39:39,241 --> 00:39:41,241
She's sitting in the car
right now.

978
00:39:41,379 --> 00:39:44,379
-I'm glad. I'm glad that
you leave the girl in the car.

979
00:39:44,517 --> 00:39:45,758
-What am I gonna do?

980
00:39:45,896 --> 00:39:47,206
You're gonna be scared.
-World Record stuff.

981
00:39:47,344 --> 00:39:49,068
-You're gonna be scared
without your girlfriend.

982
00:39:49,206 --> 00:39:50,655
Go ahead, go ahead.

983
00:39:50,793 --> 00:39:52,068
Try to have fun
without your girlfriend.

984
00:39:52,206 --> 00:39:53,620
-This is unbelievable.

985
00:39:53,758 --> 00:39:55,827
-So wait, what's the deal with
Blue Skeleton?

986
00:39:55,965 --> 00:39:57,965
-It's one line by the way.

987
00:39:58,103 --> 00:39:59,379
Oh, Blue Skeleton.

988
00:39:59,517 --> 00:40:01,344
Are you fucking kidding me?

989
00:40:01,482 --> 00:40:03,448
Blue Skeleton?
-Yeah. What's the deal?

990
00:40:03,586 --> 00:40:05,068
We've heard a lot
about this place, but nobody

991
00:40:05,206 --> 00:40:07,965
can, like, really tell us
what it's all about.

992
00:40:08,103 --> 00:40:10,655
-Have you ever seen
a dead person before?

993
00:40:10,793 --> 00:40:12,482
-No.

994
00:40:12,620 --> 00:40:16,551
-Well, I mean,
it looked like they were dead,

995
00:40:16,689 --> 00:40:18,172
and they smelled dead,

996
00:40:18,310 --> 00:40:20,137
and they felt dead,
like, you walk by one of them,

997
00:40:20,275 --> 00:40:23,000
and you can touch it,
it's cold.

998
00:40:23,137 --> 00:40:25,482
I don't want to get into this.
-So, wait, are you --

999
00:40:25,620 --> 00:40:27,344
Are you saying that there's,
like, real dead bodies there

1000
00:40:27,482 --> 00:40:29,172
and stuff?

1001
00:40:29,310 --> 00:40:31,241
-I'm not gonna
say they're real dead bodies,

1002
00:40:31,379 --> 00:40:36,448
but they're probably not
real live bodies.

1003
00:40:36,586 --> 00:40:38,000
-I don't even know
what that means.

1004
00:40:38,137 --> 00:40:39,689
-I don't even know
what that means either.

1005
00:40:39,827 --> 00:40:42,310
This shit is fucked up so if you
want to check this place out

1006
00:40:42,448 --> 00:40:44,379
'cause it's supposed to be okay.

1007
00:40:44,517 --> 00:40:48,068
-So we're gonna compare
and see what happens.

1008
00:40:48,206 --> 00:40:50,551
-All right.
Well, all right.

1009
00:40:50,689 --> 00:40:52,172
Thank you guys
for talking to us.

1010
00:40:52,310 --> 00:40:53,862
-Thanks.
-Have a good night. Enjoy.

1011
00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,931
-Do you think you could
ever be like any of the people

1012
00:40:56,068 --> 00:40:58,000
that work at a haunted house?
-For sure I would.

1013
00:40:58,137 --> 00:40:59,310
-Yeah.
-Oh, yeah.

1014
00:40:59,448 --> 00:41:00,620
-Really?
-Of course, kind of...

1015
00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,551
-I've done that before.
-You have?

1016
00:41:02,689 --> 00:41:04,068
-Community service.

1017
00:41:04,206 --> 00:41:06,793
[Laughter]

1018
00:41:06,931 --> 00:41:08,862
-How's community service

1019
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:11,620
has you being in
a haunted house?

1020
00:41:11,758 --> 00:41:14,103
-I did, I actually did.
I had to.

1021
00:41:14,241 --> 00:41:16,827
-Your community service
was working at the house?

1022
00:41:16,965 --> 00:41:19,172
Scaring people?
-For real. For real.

1023
00:41:19,310 --> 00:41:21,000
I feel like that would be
like the opposite

1024
00:41:21,137 --> 00:41:22,827
of what they'd want you to do.
-No doubt.

1025
00:41:22,965 --> 00:41:24,413
-Had I known that first,

1026
00:41:24,551 --> 00:41:26,862
that make it scarier going in.

1027
00:41:27,000 --> 00:41:28,793
-Right?
-Yes.

1028
00:41:28,931 --> 00:41:31,206
-What kind of people have that?

1029
00:41:31,344 --> 00:41:33,344
-Community service guys
work in a haunted house.

1030
00:41:33,482 --> 00:41:35,655
Yeah, 'cause you
don't know what they've done.

1031
00:41:35,793 --> 00:41:44,655
♪

1032
00:41:44,793 --> 00:41:46,931
-No, no, no, no, you guys
are coming with me on that one.

1033
00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:49,068
[Screams]

1034
00:41:49,206 --> 00:41:51,827
[Indistinct]

1035
00:41:51,965 --> 00:41:59,655
♪

1036
00:41:59,793 --> 00:42:07,551
♪

1037
00:42:07,689 --> 00:42:10,275
♪

1038
00:42:10,413 --> 00:42:12,931
-Turn the light on
and hold your camera high.

1039
00:42:14,551 --> 00:42:16,068
[Horn honks]

1040
00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:27,344
♪

1041
00:42:27,482 --> 00:42:31,793
♪

1042
00:42:31,931 --> 00:42:33,034
-[Screams]

1043
00:42:33,172 --> 00:42:34,310
♪

1044
00:42:34,448 --> 00:42:35,931
-[Screams]

1045
00:42:36,068 --> 00:42:40,275
♪

1046
00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:41,793
-[Screams]

1047
00:42:41,931 --> 00:42:48,724
♪

1048
00:42:48,862 --> 00:42:55,620
♪

1049
00:42:55,758 --> 00:42:58,517
-What are you gonna ask them?

1050
00:42:58,655 --> 00:43:01,517
-Well, everyone's led us
to believe

1051
00:43:01,655 --> 00:43:03,482
that these people
are using real bodies.

1052
00:43:03,620 --> 00:43:06,620
People using real body parts.
-Yeah.

1053
00:43:06,758 --> 00:43:10,482
-The whole thing, the
cremation process makes sense.

1054
00:43:10,620 --> 00:43:13,965
Those are bodies
that will never be found again.

1055
00:43:14,103 --> 00:43:16,241
Never have to be used again.

1056
00:43:16,379 --> 00:43:18,413
Double sell.

1057
00:43:18,551 --> 00:43:21,379
Sell somebody a pile of ashes.

1058
00:43:21,517 --> 00:43:24,241
-Think they'll throw us out?

1059
00:43:24,379 --> 00:43:25,862
-Kind of hope so.
-[Laughter]

1060
00:43:26,000 --> 00:43:30,827
I couldn't do it, I couldn't --
I couldn't deal with...

1061
00:43:30,965 --> 00:43:34,344
I don't know, I'm still
afraid to die, so I don't know.

1062
00:43:34,482 --> 00:43:35,931
-You haven't accepted it yet?

1063
00:43:36,068 --> 00:43:37,379
-You know, I really haven't.

1064
00:43:37,517 --> 00:43:39,206
I don't -- I don't think
I have, like, I have a --

1065
00:43:39,344 --> 00:43:40,862
I have a tough time
seeing my parents get old.

1066
00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:44,931
So, um, you know...

1067
00:43:45,068 --> 00:43:47,068
I'm not afraid of --
I don't know.

1068
00:43:47,206 --> 00:43:48,724
I don't think I'm afraid
of what happens afterwards.

1069
00:43:48,862 --> 00:43:51,344
I'm just --
I just don't want to die.

1070
00:43:51,482 --> 00:43:53,275
Hey, Zach, why don't
you tell us what you're --

1071
00:43:53,413 --> 00:43:55,000
what you're about to attempt?

1072
00:43:55,137 --> 00:43:58,137
-I am, uh...

1073
00:43:58,275 --> 00:44:00,931
Going to go in here and I'm
going to ask them if we can --

1074
00:44:01,068 --> 00:44:02,344
Well, I'm gonna --
I'm gonna tell them

1075
00:44:02,482 --> 00:44:04,137
that we're doing a documentary.

1076
00:44:04,275 --> 00:44:05,793
And I'm assuming

1077
00:44:05,931 --> 00:44:08,137
that they are going to assume
we're doing a documentary

1078
00:44:08,275 --> 00:44:12,896
about the cremation process
or death or dying.

1079
00:44:13,034 --> 00:44:16,965
And really, I'm just going in
to see if we can talk to them

1080
00:44:17,103 --> 00:44:21,482
about if people use
dead bodies in haunted houses.

1081
00:44:21,620 --> 00:44:25,655
So this is Bobby's
crazy theory thing,

1082
00:44:25,793 --> 00:44:28,965
but I'm happy to oblige
since he will get back on track

1083
00:44:29,103 --> 00:44:30,482
once this is over.
-It'll be interesting

1084
00:44:30,620 --> 00:44:32,448
regardless.
-Zach.

1085
00:44:32,586 --> 00:44:34,586
Thank you. All right.

1086
00:44:34,724 --> 00:44:36,758
This is going to be odd.
I should just watch --

1087
00:44:36,896 --> 00:44:39,448
Should I just watch--
-No.

1088
00:44:39,586 --> 00:44:41,172
-No?
-We'll kill it.

1089
00:44:41,310 --> 00:44:43,034
-It'll be like
we're crashing the party.

1090
00:44:43,172 --> 00:44:44,551
-Make sure that's
not like a funeral going on.

1091
00:44:44,689 --> 00:44:46,965
-Yeah.
-Be respectful though.

1092
00:44:49,827 --> 00:44:51,551
-Here he is.

1093
00:44:52,793 --> 00:44:54,620
-He doesn't look like a yay
or nay.

1094
00:44:54,758 --> 00:44:56,344
-Can't even see him.

1095
00:44:57,965 --> 00:44:59,620
-Not gonna happen.

1096
00:44:59,758 --> 00:45:01,551
-At all?
-Uh, no.

1097
00:45:01,689 --> 00:45:03,827
-They legally
can't do anything unless

1098
00:45:03,965 --> 00:45:05,551
the director of
the funeral home's here, so.

1099
00:45:05,689 --> 00:45:08,068
-No one can talk to us?

1100
00:45:08,206 --> 00:45:09,379
-She said she
would talk to us,

1101
00:45:09,517 --> 00:45:11,000
but not on camera.
-You didn't tell her that

1102
00:45:11,137 --> 00:45:12,551
it's a haunted house
documentary wanting to know

1103
00:45:12,689 --> 00:45:14,620
if they sell their bodies to...

1104
00:45:14,758 --> 00:45:16,827
-That I left out.
-...local attractions?

1105
00:45:16,965 --> 00:45:19,206
Fuck.
Listen, just for a second.

1106
00:45:19,344 --> 00:45:21,965
Listen.
We have to do it tonight.

1107
00:45:22,103 --> 00:45:24,137
We can move Terrorplex.
We have to do it tonight.

1108
00:45:24,275 --> 00:45:25,448
He's in --
No, listen.

1109
00:45:25,586 --> 00:45:27,172
He's an understudy for, like,

1110
00:45:27,310 --> 00:45:29,241
Wizard of Oz's
all over the United States.

1111
00:45:29,379 --> 00:45:31,517
He's in Odessa,
it's five hours from here.

1112
00:45:31,655 --> 00:45:33,862
-Odessa?
-Odessa.

1113
00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:36,034
That's the entire night.

1114
00:45:36,172 --> 00:45:38,551
We're going to interview
one person in an entire day...

1115
00:45:38,689 --> 00:45:40,482
-Back me up.
Zach, this is

1116
00:45:40,620 --> 00:45:42,758
the best scare actor we're going
to have this entire trip.

1117
00:45:42,896 --> 00:45:44,896
I guarantee you, this guy is
off the charts.

1118
00:45:45,034 --> 00:45:47,103
-Ok? Get it next week.
-We can't.

1119
00:45:47,241 --> 00:45:49,068
He doesn't even live here.

1120
00:45:49,206 --> 00:45:50,724
We literally --
I've been texting with him

1121
00:45:50,862 --> 00:45:52,448
for about three weeks --
'cause Jeff's worked

1122
00:45:52,586 --> 00:45:54,862
with him before,
and it's absolutely packed.

1123
00:45:55,000 --> 00:45:56,103
It's October.

1124
00:45:56,241 --> 00:45:57,482
But he said,
I've got an interview.

1125
00:45:57,620 --> 00:45:59,034
We have an hour interview
with him.

1126
00:45:59,172 --> 00:46:01,172
We have -- We have
too much stuff to do.

1127
00:46:01,310 --> 00:46:02,655
-Okay, I know, I know,

1128
00:46:02,793 --> 00:46:05,379
we keep changing everything,
but just call.

1129
00:46:05,517 --> 00:46:07,172
Call them and ask
if we can move it.

1130
00:46:07,310 --> 00:46:09,862
I'll double up
on the nights. It's fine

1131
00:46:10,000 --> 00:46:13,068
If they stay open till two, we
can double up one of the nights.

1132
00:46:13,206 --> 00:46:15,241
-There's no...

1133
00:46:15,379 --> 00:46:17,034
-Just try.

1134
00:46:17,172 --> 00:46:19,103
-And if it's nothing,
just try it.

1135
00:46:19,241 --> 00:46:20,827
-I mean, I'll call him,
but if he --

1136
00:46:20,965 --> 00:46:23,517
If he can't move it,
we're not veering off schedule.

1137
00:46:23,655 --> 00:46:25,620
We can't miss Terrorplex.
-Or we can take a team vote.

1138
00:46:25,758 --> 00:46:29,275
-Terrorplex is the place
-Jeff's worked with him before.

1139
00:46:29,413 --> 00:46:30,517
-And ten scare actors.

1140
00:46:30,655 --> 00:46:32,551
-Jeff's worked with him before.

1141
00:46:32,689 --> 00:46:35,172
-We'll call it and see if...
-[Chanting] Wicked Witch!

1142
00:46:35,310 --> 00:46:37,655
[All chanting "Wicked Witch"'

1143
00:46:40,137 --> 00:46:44,206
-Do you think that things
have ever been taken too far

1144
00:46:44,344 --> 00:46:46,275
in a haunted house?

1145
00:46:47,379 --> 00:46:49,206
-Taken too far in terms of...

1146
00:46:49,344 --> 00:46:51,137
-Scaring people or...

1147
00:46:51,275 --> 00:46:53,000
-Uh, sometimes.

1148
00:46:53,137 --> 00:46:54,620
Sometimes the
haunted house industry can take

1149
00:46:54,758 --> 00:46:56,793
things a little too far
just to get a scare

1150
00:46:56,931 --> 00:47:00,551
or the benefit of a scare,
which I don't really approve.

1151
00:47:00,689 --> 00:47:02,758
But I also stay away
from the decision makers

1152
00:47:02,896 --> 00:47:04,172
who make those decisions.

1153
00:47:04,310 --> 00:47:06,172
-Do you think that
maybe you have a stopping point

1154
00:47:06,310 --> 00:47:09,241
when it comes
to scaring people too much?

1155
00:47:09,379 --> 00:47:11,379
-[Laughs]

1156
00:47:11,517 --> 00:47:13,551
Uh, a stopping point.

1157
00:47:13,689 --> 00:47:15,172
I have been asked,

1158
00:47:15,310 --> 00:47:18,379
and I have done many
different things over the years.

1159
00:47:18,517 --> 00:47:19,793
There were a couple
of scare actors

1160
00:47:19,931 --> 00:47:21,482
that actually did take it
to another level.

1161
00:47:21,620 --> 00:47:24,172
Not often,
but there were a couple.

1162
00:47:24,310 --> 00:47:25,931
-What do you mean
by take it to another level?

1163
00:47:26,068 --> 00:47:28,310
-Um, they would actually --

1164
00:47:28,448 --> 00:47:32,620
they wouldn't come to
Spooky House,

1165
00:47:32,758 --> 00:47:35,068
or any of the haunted houses
I've ever done,

1166
00:47:35,206 --> 00:47:37,689
in character, but they would
leave as the character.

1167
00:47:37,827 --> 00:47:40,379
And if they had done
something the previous night

1168
00:47:40,517 --> 00:47:42,448
that they liked
about that character,

1169
00:47:42,586 --> 00:47:46,379
they would actually, um,
embellish on that

1170
00:47:46,517 --> 00:47:48,275
and they would live it overnight

1171
00:47:48,413 --> 00:47:51,000
and come back even worse
than it was before.

1172
00:47:51,137 --> 00:47:53,965
So there were -- there were
some that -- not many --

1173
00:47:54,103 --> 00:47:57,517
but there were a couple that
took it to a different level.

1174
00:47:58,793 --> 00:48:00,586
It's actually very sad that, uh,

1175
00:48:00,724 --> 00:48:04,068
there was a scare actor
that was employed

1176
00:48:04,206 --> 00:48:06,275
that, um...

1177
00:48:06,413 --> 00:48:09,724
he was a very good actor,
had a very good reputation, um,

1178
00:48:09,862 --> 00:48:12,482
was friends with a lot in --
in the camp.

1179
00:48:12,620 --> 00:48:15,344
And, um...

1180
00:48:15,482 --> 00:48:18,724
Uh, I actually worked
with him for about a month

1181
00:48:18,862 --> 00:48:21,379
in my area,
and he was a substitute actor

1182
00:48:21,517 --> 00:48:23,724
for another actor that I had,
and he was always reliable.

1183
00:48:23,862 --> 00:48:26,551
And he was he was
a great younger individual.

1184
00:48:26,689 --> 00:48:28,172
He was about 19, 20.

1185
00:48:28,310 --> 00:48:31,482
And, um, he ended up, uh,

1186
00:48:31,620 --> 00:48:33,310
not being able to come back
one season

1187
00:48:33,448 --> 00:48:37,137
because he, uh, slashed
his whole entire family --

1188
00:48:37,275 --> 00:48:40,344
father, mother, sister
in real life.

1189
00:48:40,482 --> 00:48:42,448
And that shocked us
for one entire season.

1190
00:48:42,586 --> 00:48:46,862
All of us were just devastated
that someone could --

1191
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:49,965
someone who had been employed
at the park

1192
00:48:50,103 --> 00:48:54,448
could take their character
to another level.

1193
00:48:54,586 --> 00:48:56,344
That was actually very scary.

1194
00:48:56,482 --> 00:49:00,862
And, um, I was very wary
of actors after that.

1195
00:49:01,000 --> 00:49:03,000
-Because these people
could be anybody.

1196
00:49:03,137 --> 00:49:05,172
-It could be anybody.
They could be your brother.

1197
00:49:05,310 --> 00:49:08,655
They could be your cousin.
They could be your employee.

1198
00:49:08,793 --> 00:49:10,413
You just --
You have no idea.

1199
00:49:10,551 --> 00:49:13,172
And I would
never have known,

1200
00:49:13,310 --> 00:49:16,241
never have known,
that that individual was capable

1201
00:49:16,379 --> 00:49:18,793
of doing what he did
to his family.

1202
00:49:18,931 --> 00:49:20,965
All of them.

1203
00:49:21,103 --> 00:49:22,862
Unbelievable.

1204
00:49:25,896 --> 00:49:28,034
-7:30 in the morning.

1205
00:49:28,172 --> 00:49:30,689
-Everyone's still asleep inside.

1206
00:49:30,827 --> 00:49:34,206
Um, Jeff and I
had kind of a cool night.

1207
00:49:34,344 --> 00:49:36,551
We ended up doing
as much research as we could

1208
00:49:36,689 --> 00:49:38,620
to try to find out who

1209
00:49:38,758 --> 00:49:43,172
and if it was factual about that
killer at Spooky House in 2006.

1210
00:49:43,310 --> 00:49:45,137
Uh, and it turns out it is true.

1211
00:49:45,275 --> 00:49:46,689
We found his name.

1212
00:49:46,827 --> 00:49:49,275
He's in prison, um...

1213
00:49:49,413 --> 00:49:52,724
Which I would really like
to go and interview him.

1214
00:49:52,862 --> 00:49:55,724
I'm sure Gestapo Zach in there
is not going to like that.

1215
00:49:55,862 --> 00:49:59,103
But we're going to do
our best to try.

1216
00:49:59,241 --> 00:50:01,931
Um, we even actually found
his blog.

1217
00:50:02,068 --> 00:50:05,068
He -- He's still --
He's on MySpace.

1218
00:50:05,206 --> 00:50:07,172
His profile's
still on MySpace,

1219
00:50:07,310 --> 00:50:10,241
because it was 2006
and no one took it down.

1220
00:50:10,379 --> 00:50:12,206
And we found a bunch
of different,

1221
00:50:12,344 --> 00:50:14,586
uh, bunch of different quotes.

1222
00:50:14,724 --> 00:50:18,896
Um, he said, "I want to drown
the world in blood."

1223
00:50:19,034 --> 00:50:20,931
Um, this is a blog

1224
00:50:21,068 --> 00:50:25,000
we found that he actually --
he actually wrote.

1225
00:50:25,137 --> 00:50:27,241
Let me read it to you
first for the impact.

1226
00:50:27,379 --> 00:50:28,758
"Sunday.

1227
00:50:28,896 --> 00:50:30,379
Hung out with Neil and Maury.

1228
00:50:30,517 --> 00:50:33,448
Had fun.
Later hung out with Sam.

1229
00:50:33,586 --> 00:50:35,517
Saw her prom dress.
It's red.

1230
00:50:35,655 --> 00:50:37,241
Hot. Nice, though.

1231
00:50:37,379 --> 00:50:40,310
Perform perfect
180-degree skid in Moe's car.

1232
00:50:40,448 --> 00:50:42,068
Went home, happy.

1233
00:50:42,206 --> 00:50:44,172
Ate dinner with family, sad.

1234
00:50:44,310 --> 00:50:46,448
Killed family, happy.

1235
00:50:46,586 --> 00:50:47,724
Wrote live journal entry.

1236
00:50:47,862 --> 00:50:50,379
Realize still writing
live journal entry.

1237
00:50:50,517 --> 00:50:52,448
Stopped."

1238
00:50:52,586 --> 00:50:57,241
He ho-hummed literally
hacking up his entire family.

1239
00:50:57,379 --> 00:50:59,551
He was 19 years old
when he did it.

1240
00:50:59,689 --> 00:51:02,655
I don't know, I'm just still
kind of shocked it happened.

1241
00:51:02,793 --> 00:51:05,275
Um, I thought it would
might have just been,

1242
00:51:05,413 --> 00:51:08,551
you know, urban legend type
of thing, but it's not.

1243
00:51:08,689 --> 00:51:11,517
You can Google it and you --
you can find it.

1244
00:51:13,965 --> 00:51:16,655
It is very real.

1245
00:51:16,793 --> 00:51:18,655
So real in fact,
I mean, I have his name.

1246
00:51:18,793 --> 00:51:23,068
His name is Brandon Menard,
and he's at Northridge

1247
00:51:23,206 --> 00:51:25,620
and he's the one he literally
went home and killed his family.

1248
00:51:25,758 --> 00:51:27,655
Yo.

1249
00:51:27,793 --> 00:51:29,896
Let's go.

1250
00:51:30,034 --> 00:51:31,655
We already got coffees.

1251
00:51:31,793 --> 00:51:33,482
Got breakfast.
Fuck off.

1252
00:51:33,620 --> 00:51:35,344
-No, dude. Get up.

1253
00:51:35,482 --> 00:51:36,862
We got a long way to go.

1254
00:51:37,000 --> 00:51:39,241
-Brandy, you decent?

1255
00:51:39,379 --> 00:51:41,655
-Yeah, I mean...

1256
00:51:41,793 --> 00:51:43,379
-Those are
straight from his blog.

1257
00:51:43,517 --> 00:51:47,482
-"Fuck off, brain,
or I'll stab you with a Q-Tip."

1258
00:51:47,620 --> 00:51:50,379
"Yeah, so I'm just wanting
to stab people with sharp,

1259
00:51:50,517 --> 00:51:55,379
rusty objects for some reason
because I just kill, kill."

1260
00:51:55,517 --> 00:51:57,275
"Yeah, take that keyboard."

1261
00:51:57,413 --> 00:51:59,241
-Read that one.

1262
00:52:02,310 --> 00:52:05,448
-"So I'm -- So I'm in a really
evil mood right now,

1263
00:52:05,586 --> 00:52:08,137
but I may remedy it
later this afternoon

1264
00:52:08,275 --> 00:52:10,241
by going to Magic Mountain
with some good friends.

1265
00:52:10,379 --> 00:52:12,896
I already got the tickets free,
so, yeah,

1266
00:52:13,034 --> 00:52:17,068
if we don't go, I'm going to
kill my family just for kicks."

1267
00:52:17,206 --> 00:52:18,689
-What?

1268
00:52:18,827 --> 00:52:20,862
-I told you. Enough
to wake you up?

1269
00:52:21,000 --> 00:52:24,137
Is that a reason to wake you up?
That doesn't --

1270
00:52:24,275 --> 00:52:27,896
That's still live.
Still on his MySpace.

1271
00:52:28,034 --> 00:52:29,241
Pretty fucked up.

1272
00:52:29,379 --> 00:52:30,931
And that's a dude walking around

1273
00:52:31,068 --> 00:52:32,655
with some latex mask.

1274
00:52:33,931 --> 00:52:36,206
-Alrighty,
so we're here at Daryl's place.

1275
00:52:36,344 --> 00:52:38,413
He's the owner
of Satan's Hollow,

1276
00:52:38,551 --> 00:52:40,689
where haunting is
a family business.

1277
00:52:40,827 --> 00:52:45,379
And so as you can see, they like
to kind of build their own sets,

1278
00:52:45,517 --> 00:52:48,551
starting off
with a big old pile of wood.

1279
00:52:48,689 --> 00:52:51,000
And, uh, this over here

1280
00:52:51,137 --> 00:52:54,793
is what is going to be
the next big thing

1281
00:52:54,931 --> 00:52:56,896
that they've got going,
it's a secret.

1282
00:52:57,034 --> 00:52:58,413
He won't tell us what it is,

1283
00:52:58,551 --> 00:53:02,137
but I'm thinking
it might be scary.

1284
00:53:02,275 --> 00:53:05,000
-What we do is we make
the scares legitimate,

1285
00:53:05,137 --> 00:53:07,620
and we make it as frightening
as possible.

1286
00:53:07,758 --> 00:53:09,586
We don't want
a carnival attraction.

1287
00:53:09,724 --> 00:53:12,896
We don't want cotton candy
and clowns running around.

1288
00:53:13,034 --> 00:53:16,965
We want it to scare you
from exactly

1289
00:53:17,103 --> 00:53:19,517
what the core
of a human fear is.

1290
00:53:19,655 --> 00:53:21,551
And that's --
that's our whole goal.

1291
00:53:21,689 --> 00:53:24,551
We, you know, we might take
an extra step to definitely,

1292
00:53:24,689 --> 00:53:28,655
uh, you know, frighten you and
make you piss your pants maybe.

1293
00:53:28,793 --> 00:53:31,620
-We heard that when your
father passed away last year,

1294
00:53:31,758 --> 00:53:36,034
you had a unique way of,
you know, I guess,

1295
00:53:36,172 --> 00:53:37,620
paying tribute to him.

1296
00:53:37,758 --> 00:53:39,310
And so,
if you don't mind us asking,

1297
00:53:39,448 --> 00:53:41,103
would you mind telling us
about that?

1298
00:53:41,241 --> 00:53:43,379
-No, not at all.
Um, what we did is --

1299
00:53:43,517 --> 00:53:45,241
My father, he loved this.

1300
00:53:45,379 --> 00:53:46,793
I mean, this was his life,
basically.

1301
00:53:46,931 --> 00:53:49,482
I mean,
every year come Halloween time,

1302
00:53:49,620 --> 00:53:51,586
the months leading up
and the months afterwards,

1303
00:53:51,724 --> 00:53:53,241
it was always
about the haunted house,

1304
00:53:53,379 --> 00:53:54,896
and it's always
about the attraction.

1305
00:53:55,034 --> 00:53:56,724
And this is what he lived,
basically.

1306
00:53:56,862 --> 00:53:59,448
And he instilled that in me
from a young age.

1307
00:53:59,586 --> 00:54:03,275
And so what I wanted to do
to basically,

1308
00:54:03,413 --> 00:54:05,448
you know,
pay him as much respect

1309
00:54:05,586 --> 00:54:08,241
as I possibly could for
all the hard work and dedication

1310
00:54:08,379 --> 00:54:12,103
he put into this is, um,
much like a -- just like --

1311
00:54:12,241 --> 00:54:14,379
Much like the Micks do
with their Irish wakes,

1312
00:54:14,517 --> 00:54:17,310
basically we --
we displayed his body,

1313
00:54:17,448 --> 00:54:20,275
but in a kind of a
haunted attraction way.

1314
00:54:20,413 --> 00:54:22,137
And I think he would
have loved it.

1315
00:54:22,275 --> 00:54:24,758
I mean, he never
personally asked me for that,

1316
00:54:24,896 --> 00:54:27,448
but I thought that
would be a good way

1317
00:54:27,586 --> 00:54:30,206
to pay him his respects
and do it in a way

1318
00:54:30,344 --> 00:54:33,827
where we could have people come
and see him one last time,

1319
00:54:33,965 --> 00:54:36,724
but also maybe kind of give them
a little bit of the willies.

1320
00:54:36,862 --> 00:54:41,275
And I'll say that people get
more creative than that.

1321
00:54:41,413 --> 00:54:45,482
Um, they they do things that...

1322
00:54:45,620 --> 00:54:49,241
I'll just say
that they get creative.

1323
00:54:49,379 --> 00:54:52,586
There's a guy out there
that many, not just myself,

1324
00:54:52,724 --> 00:54:55,482
a lot of different
haunted houses have used him.

1325
00:54:55,620 --> 00:54:59,000
He's a pretty good --
what I'd say a good consultant

1326
00:54:59,137 --> 00:55:00,862
on things like this.

1327
00:55:01,000 --> 00:55:03,965
And, um, he's got
a little bit of a reputation.

1328
00:55:04,103 --> 00:55:08,034
Um, and he certainly helps
me take it a step further.

1329
00:55:08,172 --> 00:55:10,551
But I know
that he has a reputation also

1330
00:55:10,689 --> 00:55:12,448
for helping other folks
do some things

1331
00:55:12,586 --> 00:55:16,137
that I wouldn't want to do here.

1332
00:55:16,275 --> 00:55:18,068
-Thank you so much
for having us.

1333
00:55:18,206 --> 00:55:19,758
It was very nice of you.

1334
00:55:19,896 --> 00:55:20,827
Do you want me to help you
with that?

1335
00:55:20,965 --> 00:55:23,172
-Great. Thanks.
-Mic.

1336
00:55:23,310 --> 00:55:25,758
-Thank you.

1337
00:55:25,896 --> 00:55:30,517
-So, um, I know that you're --
sorry.

1338
00:55:30,655 --> 00:55:32,172
Um, I think
that you were saying something

1339
00:55:32,310 --> 00:55:33,931
about that, uh, consultant.

1340
00:55:34,068 --> 00:55:36,551
It would really help us out

1341
00:55:36,689 --> 00:55:38,586
if I could maybe get
the guy's phone number.

1342
00:55:38,724 --> 00:55:40,344
I mean, of course I would,
you know,

1343
00:55:40,482 --> 00:55:42,620
not have it coming back to you
at all or...

1344
00:55:42,758 --> 00:55:44,448
All right, hurry,
before he comes back out here.

1345
00:55:44,586 --> 00:55:47,172
So as I was taking his mic off,
I got that number.

1346
00:55:47,310 --> 00:55:50,103
-The number?
-Yeah. That number. Yeah.

1347
00:55:50,241 --> 00:55:52,344
Wait. Off, off, off.

1348
00:55:52,482 --> 00:55:57,586
-All right. 6921.
It's on this road somewhere.

1349
00:55:57,724 --> 00:56:01,310
Oh, there it is. Wow. This is...

1350
00:56:04,068 --> 00:56:08,448
-Probably the back door, right?

1351
00:56:08,586 --> 00:56:10,655
What's that?

1352
00:56:10,793 --> 00:56:12,931
We're shooting a documentary.

1353
00:56:13,068 --> 00:56:15,241
-That movie is so fucked up.

1354
00:56:19,758 --> 00:56:22,655
-Make a left at the driveway?
-This is what we want.

1355
00:56:22,793 --> 00:56:25,965
-This is real backwards.
-Sorry.

1356
00:56:26,103 --> 00:56:28,931
-This place is...

1357
00:56:29,068 --> 00:56:31,448
-Oh, wow.

1358
00:56:31,586 --> 00:56:34,689
-Alright, so I guess you're just
giving us a little walking tour.

1359
00:56:34,827 --> 00:56:37,275
-Okay, um, our building,
we've got a lot of, uh,

1360
00:56:37,413 --> 00:56:40,241
autopsy and surgical equipment,

1361
00:56:40,379 --> 00:56:43,206
embalming equipment, and all the
coffins, and they're all real.

1362
00:56:43,344 --> 00:56:45,137
-Oh, really?
-Oh, yeah. Yeah.

1363
00:56:45,275 --> 00:56:47,000
So a lot of that stuff,
they say has got a, you know,

1364
00:56:47,137 --> 00:56:49,344
an attachment to,
you know, particular spirits.

1365
00:56:49,482 --> 00:56:52,551
-So, how do you choose --
like, do you get a lot of stuff

1366
00:56:52,689 --> 00:56:54,172
that are real, from
like real mortuaries?

1367
00:56:54,310 --> 00:56:57,344
-Well, we try to keep a lot of
stuff as authentic as possible.

1368
00:56:57,482 --> 00:56:59,000
Like even when you get to
the House of Wax,

1369
00:56:59,137 --> 00:57:00,862
even the silk flowers
came from the mortuary.

1370
00:57:01,000 --> 00:57:03,413
And we're one
of the few haunted houses,

1371
00:57:03,551 --> 00:57:05,448
actually, the only one
that I know of that

1372
00:57:05,586 --> 00:57:08,206
actually has real human remains
inside the haunted house.

1373
00:57:08,344 --> 00:57:10,344
-Okay, wait.
-Yeah, there really is.

1374
00:57:10,482 --> 00:57:11,896
I'll show you,
inside the House of Wax,

1375
00:57:12,034 --> 00:57:13,241
there's actually
real human remains

1376
00:57:13,379 --> 00:57:15,275
inside the haunted house.

1377
00:57:15,413 --> 00:57:17,379
-So, wait, does that mean
that they're real human beings

1378
00:57:17,517 --> 00:57:19,448
inside the house?

1379
00:57:19,586 --> 00:57:22,862
-There are parts of real human
beings inside the haunted house.

1380
00:57:23,000 --> 00:57:25,344
-So, like, at one point in time,
that was like a real person?

1381
00:57:25,482 --> 00:57:27,137
-We wanted to
go a step further,

1382
00:57:27,275 --> 00:57:29,103
instead of decorating
with just plastic skeletons

1383
00:57:29,241 --> 00:57:31,275
and rubber body parts and stuff
like that.

1384
00:57:31,413 --> 00:57:33,034
So we went a to step further.

1385
00:57:33,172 --> 00:57:34,862
And we actually have
two human body parts

1386
00:57:35,000 --> 00:57:37,310
inside the haunted house.
-Oh, my gosh.

1387
00:57:37,448 --> 00:57:39,724
See, now that's scary.
Anybody anywhere

1388
00:57:39,862 --> 00:57:41,137
could be using real body parts.

1389
00:57:41,275 --> 00:57:44,241
As a matter of fact,
you all are probably

1390
00:57:44,379 --> 00:57:46,034
familiar with the urban
legend of the haunted house

1391
00:57:46,172 --> 00:57:49,344
in California that had the
gunslinger's body on display,

1392
00:57:49,482 --> 00:57:50,827
and they didn't know
it was real.

1393
00:57:50,965 --> 00:57:53,000
-I didn't know that.
-You didn't know about that?

1394
00:57:53,137 --> 00:57:56,689
-What's that story?
-In the '70s, there was, um,

1395
00:57:56,827 --> 00:57:58,620
a haunted house in California,

1396
00:57:58,758 --> 00:58:00,965
and it actually had
what they thought was

1397
00:58:01,103 --> 00:58:03,275
a wax figure, came from
a wax museum,

1398
00:58:03,413 --> 00:58:06,103
and it was a gunslinger
who had died,

1399
00:58:06,241 --> 00:58:08,689
and he had been put on display.

1400
00:58:08,827 --> 00:58:11,482
And over the years,
he started to deteriorate.

1401
00:58:11,620 --> 00:58:14,586
And they took the body,
and they coated it in wax,

1402
00:58:14,724 --> 00:58:16,655
and it was inside
the haunted house,

1403
00:58:16,793 --> 00:58:18,689
and they didn't know
it was real.

1404
00:58:18,827 --> 00:58:20,068
And then they were doing a, uh,
an episode of

1405
00:58:20,206 --> 00:58:21,310
"The Six Million Dollar Man",

1406
00:58:21,448 --> 00:58:22,724
and one of the cameramen
backed into it,

1407
00:58:22,862 --> 00:58:25,000
and when he backed into it,
he broke the hand off.

1408
00:58:25,137 --> 00:58:27,172
And so when they went to put
the hand back on,

1409
00:58:27,310 --> 00:58:29,758
they found out the hand
was real.

1410
00:58:29,896 --> 00:58:33,172
-Now, we also talked to the guy
he owns hauntedhouse.com.

1411
00:58:33,310 --> 00:58:34,793
-Right.
-And he was telling us about

1412
00:58:34,931 --> 00:58:36,413
a place in New York

1413
00:58:36,551 --> 00:58:39,724
that I guess, like,
you get a shot of whiskey,

1414
00:58:39,862 --> 00:58:44,551
you get tied up, you get
blindfolded and all that.

1415
00:58:44,689 --> 00:58:45,827
-I thought all that
happened after the

1416
00:58:45,965 --> 00:58:47,896
haunted house.
-[Laughter]

1417
00:58:48,034 --> 00:58:52,862
-But, I mean, we were hearing
some crazy things like that

1418
00:58:53,000 --> 00:58:54,689
and people using real bodies
and stuff like that.

1419
00:58:54,827 --> 00:58:56,310
I mean, what is kind of...

1420
00:58:56,448 --> 00:59:00,965
-A lot of that is the crowd
that we cater to

1421
00:59:01,103 --> 00:59:02,689
is becoming more sophisticated.

1422
00:59:02,827 --> 00:59:05,931
So it takes a lot more
to really impress people

1423
00:59:06,068 --> 00:59:07,689
and really, you know, wow them.

1424
00:59:07,827 --> 00:59:10,793
And so everybody's trying
to find your little niche.

1425
00:59:10,931 --> 00:59:12,000
[Laughs]

1426
00:59:12,137 --> 00:59:13,655
-Because it just seems
like everybody's

1427
00:59:13,793 --> 00:59:15,586
kind of trying to
one up each other

1428
00:59:15,724 --> 00:59:17,758
and make it more real
and more real and more real.

1429
00:59:17,896 --> 00:59:20,103
And it's like where,
you know what I mean,

1430
00:59:20,241 --> 00:59:21,724
where does it stop?
-Exactly.

1431
00:59:21,862 --> 00:59:23,551
-Where does it stop?
-You get to a certain point,

1432
00:59:23,689 --> 00:59:24,931
and I joke about it every year.

1433
00:59:25,068 --> 00:59:26,172
I say, you know,
we're to the point

1434
00:59:26,310 --> 00:59:28,137
where we're almost to the point

1435
00:59:28,275 --> 00:59:30,586
where we're going to cuss
these people and gang rape them.

1436
00:59:30,724 --> 00:59:32,655
You know, I mean, it gets to the
point where -- and we get people

1437
00:59:32,793 --> 00:59:34,275
that are like,
"I want it hardcore.

1438
00:59:34,413 --> 00:59:36,034
Don't hold back.
I want you to touch me.

1439
00:59:36,172 --> 00:59:38,172
I want you to cuss me.
I want you to push me.

1440
00:59:38,310 --> 00:59:40,172
I want you to shove me,
yell at me."

1441
00:59:40,310 --> 00:59:41,482
-Right.
-And, you know,

1442
00:59:41,620 --> 00:59:42,551
it's like horror.

1443
00:59:42,689 --> 00:59:44,137
You know,
there was a phase there

1444
00:59:44,275 --> 00:59:46,034
when they had
the horror exploitation.

1445
00:59:46,172 --> 00:59:48,827
You know, they had all
the exploitive horror films.

1446
00:59:48,965 --> 00:59:50,655
And it's gotten to the point now

1447
00:59:50,793 --> 00:59:53,689
where people are wanting
that level of exploitation

1448
00:59:53,827 --> 00:59:55,068
in the haunted house.

1449
00:59:55,206 --> 00:59:56,482
-Yeah.
-As a matter of fact,

1450
00:59:56,620 --> 00:59:58,241
there's been a big issue
in the haunted house industry

1451
00:59:58,379 --> 01:00:01,137
that they're starting to do
horror slash porn shows

1452
01:00:01,275 --> 01:00:04,137
where they have topless actors
in the haunted houses.

1453
01:00:04,275 --> 01:00:05,620
-Oh, really?
-Oh, yeah.

1454
01:00:05,758 --> 01:00:08,034
And a lot of these haunted
houses up north are the ones

1455
01:00:08,172 --> 01:00:10,517
that are starting to convert
over into the more extreme.

1456
01:00:10,655 --> 01:00:12,206
-Right.

1457
01:00:12,344 --> 01:00:13,862
-You know, they're starting

1458
01:00:14,000 --> 01:00:15,620
to phase out a lot
of the traditional stuff

1459
01:00:15,758 --> 01:00:17,965
and starting
to go into this extreme stuff.

1460
01:00:18,103 --> 01:00:20,137
If I've got a group
of six or eight,

1461
01:00:20,275 --> 01:00:23,034
you know, 21 year old males,
and guy comes up to me,

1462
01:00:23,172 --> 01:00:24,448
he tugs on my sleeve,

1463
01:00:24,586 --> 01:00:26,137
and he says, "Hey,
I want it hardcore."

1464
01:00:26,275 --> 01:00:27,620
-Yeah.
-You know, we'll clear

1465
01:00:27,758 --> 01:00:29,758
the house out if there's nobody
else in there.

1466
01:00:29,896 --> 01:00:32,068
And it's just that group
of six to eight guys,

1467
01:00:32,206 --> 01:00:35,000
so nobody else is going to
experience what they experience.

1468
01:00:35,137 --> 01:00:37,034
We'll run them through there.

1469
01:00:37,172 --> 01:00:40,034
I mean, I'll tell the guy I'll
do everything short of kill you

1470
01:00:40,172 --> 01:00:41,724
to scare the crap out of you.

1471
01:00:41,862 --> 01:00:42,896
And they're like,
"That's what we want.

1472
01:00:43,034 --> 01:00:44,655
That's what we want."

1473
01:00:44,793 --> 01:00:46,931
And I'll go in there,
and we'll tear them up.

1474
01:00:47,068 --> 01:00:47,965
[Screaming]

1475
01:00:48,103 --> 01:00:50,000
An interesting side note.

1476
01:00:50,137 --> 01:00:52,517
There are several chainsaws
in here that are real,

1477
01:00:52,655 --> 01:00:56,206
and they do work, and some of
them have a chain still on them.

1478
01:00:56,344 --> 01:01:01,103
-Do you have anybody
actually grab the real chainsaw?

1479
01:01:01,241 --> 01:01:04,413
-Um, we've -- actually
I have done tours

1480
01:01:04,551 --> 01:01:07,482
with the chain on the chainsaw.
I'll leave it at that.

1481
01:01:07,620 --> 01:01:08,827
[Laughs]

1482
01:01:08,965 --> 01:01:10,206
[Chainsaws revving]

1483
01:01:10,344 --> 01:01:12,482
-Stop teasing!

1484
01:01:12,620 --> 01:01:15,344
-How do you find
all your spare actors?

1485
01:01:15,482 --> 01:01:17,482
-A few of them come,
like through social networking.

1486
01:01:17,620 --> 01:01:19,344
Some from Myspace,

1487
01:01:19,482 --> 01:01:20,931
Facebook, uh, you know,
all those kind of deals.

1488
01:01:21,068 --> 01:01:22,862
I have a few ex-students.

1489
01:01:23,000 --> 01:01:24,931
Once they graduate high school,
that come work for me.

1490
01:01:25,068 --> 01:01:27,379
And then they, you know, they
recruit some of their friends.

1491
01:01:27,517 --> 01:01:29,310
-It seems like everybody's

1492
01:01:29,448 --> 01:01:31,275
kind of going for that whole
real thing these days.

1493
01:01:31,413 --> 01:01:32,965
-I won't touch the horse,
but I feel like

1494
01:01:33,103 --> 01:01:34,758
the Headless Horseman would try
to kill me

1495
01:01:34,896 --> 01:01:36,689
if I touched his horse.

1496
01:01:36,827 --> 01:01:38,586
-They've been just throwing out
a bunch of different places.

1497
01:01:38,724 --> 01:01:40,965
I mean, like Satan's Hollow
or like Blue Skeleton.

1498
01:01:41,103 --> 01:01:43,862
Like all these houses
where they're just -- where it's

1499
01:01:44,000 --> 01:01:45,586
like it's all
about the real factor

1500
01:01:45,724 --> 01:01:48,586
and, like, using real blood,
real bodies.

1501
01:01:48,724 --> 01:01:51,862
Do you find that that is
present now in haunted houses?

1502
01:01:52,000 --> 01:01:53,586
-Yeah.

1503
01:01:53,724 --> 01:01:55,103
You find two
different kinds of haunts.

1504
01:01:55,241 --> 01:01:56,655
You either find extremely high

1505
01:01:56,793 --> 01:01:58,310
detailed, heavy
actor oriented,

1506
01:01:58,448 --> 01:02:00,551
or you find extremely gory.

1507
01:02:00,689 --> 01:02:02,413
We're down here
in the Bible Belt, you know,

1508
01:02:02,551 --> 01:02:04,344
down in
the Dallas-Fort worth area.

1509
01:02:04,482 --> 01:02:05,793
So I've been to haunts
in Columbus, Ohio,

1510
01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:08,000
and Detroit, Michigan, and
Kansas City in St. Louis,

1511
01:02:08,137 --> 01:02:10,034
some of the biggest haunts
in the country.

1512
01:02:10,172 --> 01:02:12,965
And they do things there that
are over the top and extreme

1513
01:02:13,103 --> 01:02:14,758
that we can never get away
with down here.

1514
01:02:14,896 --> 01:02:16,172
-Can you describe some of that?
Because we haven't been up --

1515
01:02:16,310 --> 01:02:18,034
We haven't been up north yet.

1516
01:02:18,172 --> 01:02:19,482
-Well, how graphic do
you want me to get?

1517
01:02:19,620 --> 01:02:20,793
-You can get as graphic
as you want.

1518
01:02:20,931 --> 01:02:24,655
-There's no rating on this.
-If you, uh --

1519
01:02:24,793 --> 01:02:26,137
There's a place
in Columbus, Ohio.

1520
01:02:26,275 --> 01:02:29,103
It's called the [bleep]

1521
01:02:29,241 --> 01:02:31,103
And you walk in the front door
of the haunt,

1522
01:02:31,241 --> 01:02:32,793
and when you walk in,
it's NC-17.

1523
01:02:32,931 --> 01:02:34,689
And when you walk in,

1524
01:02:34,827 --> 01:02:36,034
they encourage you
that if you're not at least 17

1525
01:02:36,172 --> 01:02:37,482
or 18 years old,
they don't want you to go.

1526
01:02:37,620 --> 01:02:38,448
They're going to sell
you a ticket,

1527
01:02:38,586 --> 01:02:39,448
but they don't want you to go.

1528
01:02:39,586 --> 01:02:40,896
So we walk in the first room,

1529
01:02:41,034 --> 01:02:42,896
and this guy brings
about 10 people in,

1530
01:02:43,034 --> 01:02:44,793
and he's got this megaphone,

1531
01:02:44,931 --> 01:02:46,620
and there's this real
loud music playing.

1532
01:02:46,758 --> 01:02:49,724
And he's, you know, "Are you
guys having a fucking good time?

1533
01:02:49,862 --> 01:02:51,103
If you're not having
a fucking good time,

1534
01:02:51,241 --> 01:02:52,517
get the fuck out of here."

1535
01:02:52,655 --> 01:02:54,241
And for about five minutes,
all he did was throw,

1536
01:02:54,379 --> 01:02:56,586
you know, fuck this,
fuck that for five minutes.

1537
01:02:56,724 --> 01:02:58,655
And then he goes, "I want you
guys to go around the corner,

1538
01:02:58,793 --> 01:03:00,655
and this guy is going to blow
his fucking brains out."

1539
01:03:00,793 --> 01:03:02,724
So we go around the corner
to the first room,

1540
01:03:02,862 --> 01:03:04,482
and it's an old shack.

1541
01:03:04,620 --> 01:03:06,379
And this guy sitting
in a rocking chair,

1542
01:03:06,517 --> 01:03:08,344
and he pulls this shotgun out,
and he sits down,

1543
01:03:08,482 --> 01:03:10,241
he puts a shotgun in his mouth,

1544
01:03:10,379 --> 01:03:12,827
and there's a door, a window
behind him to the house.

1545
01:03:12,965 --> 01:03:14,275
It's Plexiglas.

1546
01:03:14,413 --> 01:03:16,068
And he pulls his shotgun,
it explodes,

1547
01:03:16,206 --> 01:03:17,862
and the guy's brains blow out,
and it splats,

1548
01:03:18,000 --> 01:03:19,517
splatters all over this window,

1549
01:03:19,655 --> 01:03:21,241
and the guy falls over
in the chair.

1550
01:03:21,379 --> 01:03:23,068
And that's the first scene
in the haunt.

1551
01:03:23,206 --> 01:03:25,586
-Is this a real guy?
-No, no, no.

1552
01:03:25,724 --> 01:03:27,689
Well, the stuff is coming from
behind the plexiglass,

1553
01:03:27,827 --> 01:03:29,551
and it splatters
from the inside.

1554
01:03:29,689 --> 01:03:31,517
And it looks like he
just shot his brains out.

1555
01:03:31,655 --> 01:03:33,620
So that's the opening scene.

1556
01:03:33,758 --> 01:03:36,241
-Well, how does it end?
How does the finale end?

1557
01:03:36,379 --> 01:03:38,068
-Well, we'll get to
that in a second.

1558
01:03:38,206 --> 01:03:40,620
So as you're walking
through all these rooms,

1559
01:03:40,758 --> 01:03:42,413
it's extremely detailed.

1560
01:03:42,551 --> 01:03:45,586
It's in a big giant
like 25,000 square foot --

1561
01:03:45,724 --> 01:03:46,965
Looks like a big giant red barn.

1562
01:03:47,103 --> 01:03:48,896
So as we're going through,
you come to another room

1563
01:03:49,034 --> 01:03:50,655
where there's this pregnant girl
sitting up on a table,

1564
01:03:50,793 --> 01:03:52,241
and she's getting ready
to have a baby,

1565
01:03:52,379 --> 01:03:53,620
and this guy takes
a sledgehammer,

1566
01:03:53,758 --> 01:03:55,379
and he smashes her in the belly,

1567
01:03:55,517 --> 01:03:57,758
and this baby pops out
from her crotch

1568
01:03:57,896 --> 01:03:59,758
and shoots across the room
and hits the wall.

1569
01:03:59,896 --> 01:04:02,827
When it hits the wall, blood's
dripping down everywhere.

1570
01:04:02,965 --> 01:04:06,758
That was another scene.
Another scene is a guy is laying

1571
01:04:06,896 --> 01:04:09,758
on a -- he's getting
a proctology check up,

1572
01:04:09,896 --> 01:04:12,000
and he's laying down with his
rear end sticking up in the air.

1573
01:04:12,137 --> 01:04:15,310
And they take this drill, and
they drill it into his rear end,

1574
01:04:15,448 --> 01:04:17,206
and they got a hose that, you
know, sticks out of his belly

1575
01:04:17,344 --> 01:04:18,931
and it's shooting
out behind him,

1576
01:04:19,068 --> 01:04:20,620
and all this stuff
starts squirting out

1577
01:04:20,758 --> 01:04:23,517
as the drill's going in
and out of his rear.

1578
01:04:23,655 --> 01:04:25,344
And then at the very end,

1579
01:04:25,482 --> 01:04:27,551
they piled all these groups
into this room

1580
01:04:27,689 --> 01:04:29,724
that was maybe
30 foot by 30 foot square.

1581
01:04:29,862 --> 01:04:31,379
And they had a stage up there,

1582
01:04:31,517 --> 01:04:32,965
and they had a guy sitting
in this chair,

1583
01:04:33,103 --> 01:04:34,965
and a guy behind him
had a chainsaw,

1584
01:04:35,103 --> 01:04:37,724
and he was, you know, cussing at
us, yelling at us, taunting us.

1585
01:04:37,862 --> 01:04:40,103
And they wanted to see
if they want to split this guy

1586
01:04:40,241 --> 01:04:41,689
in half with a chainsaw.

1587
01:04:41,827 --> 01:04:44,275
So somehow this guy slips
out from

1588
01:04:44,413 --> 01:04:48,551
behind this animatronic figure,
and the guy takes a chainsaw

1589
01:04:48,689 --> 01:04:50,482
and he splits the chainsaw
right down the middle

1590
01:04:50,620 --> 01:04:52,551
of the guy's head,
and then the head just opens up.

1591
01:04:52,689 --> 01:04:54,137
And then as that happens,

1592
01:04:54,275 --> 01:04:56,137
these doors pop out
from the bottom of the stage,

1593
01:04:56,275 --> 01:04:58,862
and you get pinned into this
room with like 20, 30 people,

1594
01:04:59,000 --> 01:05:00,137
and there's chainsaws
all around you.

1595
01:05:00,275 --> 01:05:01,551
You can't go anywhere.

1596
01:05:01,689 --> 01:05:02,689
And everybody's running
and jumping, you know,

1597
01:05:02,827 --> 01:05:04,586
bouncing back into each other.

1598
01:05:04,724 --> 01:05:06,724
And that's how they
end the show.

1599
01:05:06,862 --> 01:05:09,344
-We live -- we're so
desensitized towards everything,

1600
01:05:09,482 --> 01:05:11,172
whether it's the Internet.

1601
01:05:11,310 --> 01:05:12,724
I mean, I remember
growing up, Faces of Death,

1602
01:05:12,862 --> 01:05:15,034
that was a big.
-The first one was crazy.

1603
01:05:15,172 --> 01:05:16,689
-That was the first time
that we saw anybody

1604
01:05:16,827 --> 01:05:19,000
who we thought died on screen.

1605
01:05:19,137 --> 01:05:20,344
And it looks like -- I mean,
they try to reenact

1606
01:05:20,482 --> 01:05:21,586
that in front of you now.

1607
01:05:21,724 --> 01:05:23,655
And that's just
kind of -- it's weird.

1608
01:05:23,793 --> 01:05:26,379
The Internet is made sometimes
just the ghouls and goblins

1609
01:05:26,517 --> 01:05:27,793
and the scares not enough.

1610
01:05:27,931 --> 01:05:28,827
And it's kind of sad
for society.

1611
01:05:28,965 --> 01:05:31,241
-But it's --
-20 years ago,

1612
01:05:31,379 --> 01:05:34,172
you could scare people with some
of the basic stuff we do now.

1613
01:05:34,310 --> 01:05:35,896
But now, like I said,
with the movies --

1614
01:05:36,034 --> 01:05:37,965
-It's always one upping.

1615
01:05:38,103 --> 01:05:40,275
-Yeah, if you can't get extreme
like they do up in the north,

1616
01:05:40,413 --> 01:05:42,275
if you had to rate the top 25
in the US,

1617
01:05:42,413 --> 01:05:44,413
I've probably been
to about 10 to 12 of them.

1618
01:05:44,551 --> 01:05:47,000
And nobody can nobody
can touch what they do.

1619
01:05:47,137 --> 01:05:51,413
To go over the extreme with gore
and torture porn and that stuff,

1620
01:05:51,551 --> 01:05:54,965
the [bleep] is the only one
I've ever seen even get close

1621
01:05:55,103 --> 01:05:57,172
to even wanting to
even take that step,

1622
01:05:57,310 --> 01:05:58,482
because they've set
the standard.

1623
01:05:58,620 --> 01:06:00,137
I think they've been open
for 20, 25 years,

1624
01:06:00,275 --> 01:06:01,931
and they've always been
over the top, over extreme.

1625
01:06:02,068 --> 01:06:03,931
So they're expected to do it.

1626
01:06:04,068 --> 01:06:06,172
And I think every year, they
have to go one step further.

1627
01:06:06,310 --> 01:06:08,310
So every new scene they add,
you know, every year,

1628
01:06:08,448 --> 01:06:10,724
every two years just has to go,
you know,

1629
01:06:10,862 --> 01:06:12,241
one step beyond what
they did the previous year.

1630
01:06:12,379 --> 01:06:13,793
-It makes you doubt --
you wouldn't know

1631
01:06:13,931 --> 01:06:16,034
the difference between real and
fake when you walk through.

1632
01:06:16,172 --> 01:06:20,655
-If you're an impressionable,
you know, 13, 14, 15,

1633
01:06:20,793 --> 01:06:24,896
16 year old kid or, you know,
even a young 20s kid, you know,

1634
01:06:25,034 --> 01:06:27,068
that was already on the verge
of having some mental problems

1635
01:06:27,206 --> 01:06:28,862
and you went
and saw something like that,

1636
01:06:29,000 --> 01:06:31,862
you could have a recipe for
disaster on your hands.

1637
01:06:32,000 --> 01:06:33,896
-We interviewed a wicked witch

1638
01:06:34,034 --> 01:06:36,448
that does a spooky house
out in Pasadena.

1639
01:06:36,586 --> 01:06:38,068
-Okay.
-He headed up a troupe,

1640
01:06:38,206 --> 01:06:40,758
and one of his scare actors,

1641
01:06:40,896 --> 01:06:44,586
19 years old, went home, cut his
whole family up and killed them.

1642
01:06:44,724 --> 01:06:46,862
It was in '06.
-In reality?

1643
01:06:47,000 --> 01:06:48,758
-Yeah, really happened.

1644
01:06:48,896 --> 01:06:51,344
And it's just so weird
because he was telling us

1645
01:06:51,482 --> 01:06:53,379
how he didn't feel responsible,

1646
01:06:53,517 --> 01:06:54,448
but it was just,
it was that part

1647
01:06:54,586 --> 01:06:55,689
of people taking things home.

1648
01:06:55,827 --> 01:06:57,724
And it was kids
that he had to watch over.

1649
01:06:57,862 --> 01:06:59,758
And it's just
weird kids being impressionable.

1650
01:06:59,896 --> 01:07:01,793
-There was a haunted house
down in the South somewhere.

1651
01:07:01,931 --> 01:07:03,586
I don't know if it was in
Alabama or wherever it was.

1652
01:07:03,724 --> 01:07:07,931
We have a forum, chat room
for haunted house owners,

1653
01:07:08,068 --> 01:07:12,000
and, uh, there was
a younger kid, maybe 16, 17,

1654
01:07:12,137 --> 01:07:14,862
18 that was in a scene
where it was a hanging scene,

1655
01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:17,275
and he had replaced
the breakaway noose

1656
01:07:17,413 --> 01:07:19,517
that was in the scene
with his own.

1657
01:07:19,655 --> 01:07:21,793
And he slipped or something.

1658
01:07:21,931 --> 01:07:23,241
I mean, I don't want to give
all the details

1659
01:07:23,379 --> 01:07:25,275
because I may not be exact,

1660
01:07:25,413 --> 01:07:26,758
but he accidentally
hung himself up,

1661
01:07:26,896 --> 01:07:29,827
and it was part of the show,
you know,

1662
01:07:29,965 --> 01:07:32,137
but because he tried
to take it over the top

1663
01:07:32,275 --> 01:07:34,137
and make it look more realistic,
he ended up hanging himself.

1664
01:07:34,275 --> 01:07:36,827
And by the time they were able
to take care of the situation,

1665
01:07:36,965 --> 01:07:38,241
I mean, he was already dead.

1666
01:07:38,379 --> 01:07:39,344
-This was like
in a haunted house?

1667
01:07:39,482 --> 01:07:41,000
-This was in a haunted house

1668
01:07:41,137 --> 01:07:43,482
while the haunted house
was open.

1669
01:07:43,620 --> 01:07:46,448
-Foreboding
Mockingbird Lane.

1670
01:07:46,586 --> 01:07:50,068
-Dude, seriously --
-Are those bats and birds?

1671
01:07:51,482 --> 01:07:53,137
-Just answer my question.
We're talking about a witch?

1672
01:07:53,275 --> 01:07:55,793
-No. And I'd say
you're a buffoon.

1673
01:07:55,931 --> 01:07:57,586
What have you been doing
the past two days,

1674
01:07:57,724 --> 01:07:58,724
while we sit in here
and interview these people?

1675
01:07:58,862 --> 01:08:00,862
-So, what do you think...

1676
01:08:01,000 --> 01:08:02,931
What do you think
this guy was saying?

1677
01:08:03,068 --> 01:08:04,517
-What I think is we're
off track.

1678
01:08:04,655 --> 01:08:06,862
This is not the documentary
anymore.

1679
01:08:07,000 --> 01:08:10,551
The documentary is falling.
I want to go to that prison.

1680
01:08:10,689 --> 01:08:12,620
-We're not going into a prison.

1681
01:08:12,758 --> 01:08:14,655
There's a haunted house
documentary.

1682
01:08:14,793 --> 01:08:16,413
It's not a prison documentary.

1683
01:08:16,551 --> 01:08:18,241
It's not a documentary
about criminals.

1684
01:08:18,379 --> 01:08:20,172
It's about people
that put on haunted houses.

1685
01:08:20,310 --> 01:08:22,068
-But the guy
that was the criminal

1686
01:08:22,206 --> 01:08:24,517
worked at a haunted house.
It all goes together.

1687
01:08:24,655 --> 01:08:26,758
-I know, but we're losing focus
of the story.

1688
01:08:26,896 --> 01:08:28,620
That's not what
our documentary is.

1689
01:08:28,758 --> 01:08:30,896
-There's a better story.
That's the difference.

1690
01:08:31,034 --> 01:08:32,586
That's a better story.

1691
01:08:32,724 --> 01:08:34,379
He went home
and hacked up his family.

1692
01:08:34,517 --> 01:08:38,034
-You go film
the chasing criminal documentary

1693
01:08:38,172 --> 01:08:40,241
on your time.
-We have an owner that has

1694
01:08:40,379 --> 01:08:42,275
a wake with his dead dad.

1695
01:08:42,413 --> 01:08:44,275
His dead dad he put
in the damn --

1696
01:08:44,413 --> 01:08:45,965
Put in his haunted house.

1697
01:08:46,103 --> 01:08:47,793
A real dead body.
That can't be legal.

1698
01:08:47,931 --> 01:08:50,482
-He's lying.
-They're not lying.

1699
01:08:50,620 --> 01:08:53,172
These people
have nothing to lie about.

1700
01:08:53,310 --> 01:08:54,655
You're telling me that
wasn't heartfelt?

1701
01:08:54,793 --> 01:08:57,034
Dude, the dad died.
It's a fact.

1702
01:08:57,172 --> 01:08:58,862
That's why we researched him
in the first place.

1703
01:08:59,000 --> 01:09:01,310
He took over --
it's a fact he's dead.

1704
01:09:01,448 --> 01:09:02,827
-It may be a fact
that he's dead,

1705
01:09:02,965 --> 01:09:06,620
but it doesn't mean that
he put him in a haunted house.

1706
01:09:06,758 --> 01:09:08,379
-Well, who's to say he didn't?

1707
01:09:08,517 --> 01:09:10,241
-These people,
a lot of them are sketchy.

1708
01:09:10,379 --> 01:09:11,965
I wouldn't believe
a word out of their mouth.

1709
01:09:12,103 --> 01:09:13,724
They're characters,
they're just doing...

1710
01:09:13,862 --> 01:09:15,034
They're saying what
they need to say.

1711
01:09:15,172 --> 01:09:16,275
-Alright. So let's prove it.

1712
01:09:16,413 --> 01:09:18,965
-I don't know what
you're even proposing.

1713
01:09:19,103 --> 01:09:20,896
-I'll tell you what
I'm proposing.

1714
01:09:21,034 --> 01:09:23,655
The next place we go,
I want to take a cotton swab.

1715
01:09:23,793 --> 01:09:24,896
They'll never see me do it.

1716
01:09:25,034 --> 01:09:26,689
And I want to swab some
of their exhibits.

1717
01:09:26,827 --> 01:09:29,413
I'll get blood on there,
and we'll send it to a lab.

1718
01:09:29,551 --> 01:09:32,620
-[Laughs] You want a cotton swab
their exhibits.

1719
01:09:32,758 --> 01:09:35,034
-Yes.
-For what? The corn syrup?

1720
01:09:35,172 --> 01:09:36,862
-Why do you think this --
-I don't know.

1721
01:09:37,000 --> 01:09:39,724
-The point is randomness.

1722
01:09:39,862 --> 01:09:42,931
The point is
that anyone at any time

1723
01:09:43,068 --> 01:09:44,689
could have seen a dead body
in a haunted house.

1724
01:09:44,827 --> 01:09:46,793
-No one knows.
That's why the morgue thing.

1725
01:09:46,931 --> 01:09:48,551
I want to go to a morgue,
as well.

1726
01:09:48,689 --> 01:09:50,206
I'm gonna keep adding things
for you to pay for

1727
01:09:50,344 --> 01:09:53,379
because they make
the movie better.

1728
01:09:54,758 --> 01:09:58,482
-[Indistinct talking]
-No shit. Let's go.

1729
01:10:06,206 --> 01:10:09,206
-You agree this is a waste
of time, don't you, Jeff?

1730
01:10:09,344 --> 01:10:11,448
-I'm just here to...

1731
01:10:11,586 --> 01:10:13,517
-Gentlemen.

1732
01:10:13,655 --> 01:10:15,172
-Swabbing time, son.

1733
01:10:15,310 --> 01:10:17,482
-Did you get a blacklight?

1734
01:10:17,620 --> 01:10:18,896
-Check for blood splatter?

1735
01:10:19,034 --> 01:10:20,896
-That's a fantastic idea.

1736
01:10:21,034 --> 01:10:23,137
I do want to get a blacklight.

1737
01:10:23,275 --> 01:10:25,172
-You know,
don't antagonize here.

1738
01:10:25,310 --> 01:10:26,413
-Why do you need to get
a blacklight?

1739
01:10:26,551 --> 01:10:27,896
-What harm is done?

1740
01:10:28,034 --> 01:10:29,448
We're going through
the same exact haunted house,

1741
01:10:29,586 --> 01:10:32,862
and all I'm doing is this,
a swab, a little cotton swab.

1742
01:10:33,000 --> 01:10:34,793
Little sample.
-Idiot.

1743
01:10:34,931 --> 01:10:36,724
He's just an idiot.

1744
01:10:36,862 --> 01:10:39,551
Conspiracy theory mastermind.

1745
01:10:39,689 --> 01:10:41,896
But he is probably --
He would go so far as

1746
01:10:42,034 --> 01:10:45,344
to create his own haunted house
probably

1747
01:10:45,482 --> 01:10:49,586
and use the real shit
just to perpetuate the myth.

1748
01:10:49,724 --> 01:10:53,310
-Riveted by your face washing.
-[Laughs]

1749
01:10:53,448 --> 01:10:55,241
It can't be that interesting.

1750
01:10:55,379 --> 01:10:59,379
-It's, uh...
So, how's it been?

1751
01:10:59,517 --> 01:11:01,965
-Go, go, go now.

1752
01:11:03,724 --> 01:11:05,758
-Are you fuckin' serious?

1753
01:11:05,896 --> 01:11:07,517
No way.

1754
01:11:12,241 --> 01:11:14,413
He said he got a text.

1755
01:11:14,551 --> 01:11:17,241
I'm not letting
him fuck this up.

1756
01:11:17,379 --> 01:11:19,827
-Hey.

1757
01:11:19,965 --> 01:11:21,413
-Mike said you got text.

1758
01:11:21,551 --> 01:11:24,241
-I did.
-It's from who I think it is?

1759
01:11:24,379 --> 01:11:27,310
-It is?
-Let me call him.

1760
01:11:27,448 --> 01:11:29,689
-I'm about to.
-I need to call him.

1761
01:11:29,827 --> 01:11:31,965
-I've talked to every single
person. Relax.

1762
01:11:32,103 --> 01:11:33,724
I'm going to call him.

1763
01:11:33,862 --> 01:11:35,413
-Let me call him and just
set this whole thing up.

1764
01:11:35,551 --> 01:11:36,965
I'll give you all
the details on it.

1765
01:11:37,103 --> 01:11:39,689
I just don't want
this messed up.

1766
01:11:39,827 --> 01:11:42,482
I don't. I don't. Please.
-Whatever.

1767
01:11:42,620 --> 01:11:44,586
-I'll take it. All right?

1768
01:11:49,482 --> 01:11:51,068
He said to call?

1769
01:11:51,206 --> 01:11:54,310
-Yes.

1770
01:11:54,448 --> 01:11:57,448
-Hi. Yeah.
This is an Zach, the producer.

1771
01:12:00,482 --> 01:12:03,379
Yeah. How are you doing?

1772
01:12:03,517 --> 01:12:05,689
All I care about
is tomorrow night.

1773
01:12:05,827 --> 01:12:08,379
-What did we say?
If you could stay on task.

1774
01:12:08,517 --> 01:12:10,310
-We're on task.
Mike's on board now.

1775
01:12:10,448 --> 01:12:13,517
Brandy's on board. Yes?
-Bored.

1776
01:12:13,655 --> 01:12:14,758
-Not bored. On board.
-On board for what?

1777
01:12:14,896 --> 01:12:17,793
-For tomorrow night.
-I love how Bobby says

1778
01:12:17,931 --> 01:12:19,310
two people are on board.

1779
01:12:19,448 --> 01:12:21,000
She says "bored" like she
doesn't even know what it is.

1780
01:12:21,137 --> 01:12:24,275
And Michael goes, "What?"
-We're going Blue Skeleton.

1781
01:12:24,413 --> 01:12:27,862
We're going.
He set it up, and we're going.

1782
01:12:28,000 --> 01:12:30,827
Simple as that. He told us
exactly where to meet.

1783
01:12:30,965 --> 01:12:33,931
To normal people, they charge
about 150, 200 bucks.

1784
01:12:34,068 --> 01:12:35,793
We are not getting charged.

1785
01:12:35,931 --> 01:12:38,344
This is extreme shit.

1786
01:12:38,482 --> 01:12:41,034
-150 bucks each.
Not happening.

1787
01:12:41,172 --> 01:12:42,620
-And we don't have to pay.

1788
01:12:42,758 --> 01:12:44,068
That's the point of
how good it is.

1789
01:12:44,206 --> 01:12:45,793
-They pick you up?
-No.

1790
01:12:45,931 --> 01:12:47,931
Well, we go meet at --
we know the intersection

1791
01:12:48,068 --> 01:12:49,517
where we have to meet,
and they pick us up,

1792
01:12:49,655 --> 01:12:51,448
and they take us
to an undisclosed place.

1793
01:12:51,586 --> 01:12:53,862
-We know the intersection
that we have to meet.

1794
01:12:54,000 --> 01:12:56,275
-It's how it works.
That's where we want.

1795
01:12:56,413 --> 01:12:58,034
Have you guys not --
the last half of this trip,

1796
01:12:58,172 --> 01:12:59,655
we want shady.

1797
01:12:59,793 --> 01:13:01,206
We know about all
these weird places up north,

1798
01:13:01,344 --> 01:13:02,206
and they say they have
one down here.

1799
01:13:02,344 --> 01:13:03,758
-I'm in.
-So we're going to get

1800
01:13:03,896 --> 01:13:06,275
in the car, and they're going to
drive us to a random place

1801
01:13:06,413 --> 01:13:08,172
so we don't know where
we're going.

1802
01:13:08,310 --> 01:13:10,517
-Okay. People are
signing releases.

1803
01:13:10,655 --> 01:13:12,862
Are we going to have to sign
a release?

1804
01:13:13,000 --> 01:13:15,344
-Well, I don't care.
I don't care how we do it,

1805
01:13:15,482 --> 01:13:18,000
as long as we have film in that
camera and we go tomorrow night,

1806
01:13:18,137 --> 01:13:21,206
this is the last time.
I won't ask for any other place.

1807
01:13:21,344 --> 01:13:22,862
Alright, let's go guys, wake up.

1808
01:13:23,000 --> 01:13:26,896
Today is the day.
Brandy, get up.

1809
01:13:27,034 --> 01:13:28,620
We have to honestly hurry.

1810
01:13:28,758 --> 01:13:30,310
There's another fucking storm
coming in.

1811
01:13:30,448 --> 01:13:33,517
-Bobby, seriously, you know,
I'm always totally down for

1812
01:13:33,655 --> 01:13:36,034
everything,
but it just seems so weird.

1813
01:13:36,172 --> 01:13:38,482
Like we're supposed
to meet them at an intersection?

1814
01:13:38,620 --> 01:13:40,379
Like, that's like shady.

1815
01:13:40,517 --> 01:13:43,655
That's like you're
going to get raped 101

1816
01:13:43,793 --> 01:13:45,551
that you learn in high school,
like don't do.

1817
01:13:45,689 --> 01:13:48,068
-Is there still a chance.
-Possible tornado they said.

1818
01:13:48,206 --> 01:13:49,482
-Is there still
a chance of that?

1819
01:13:49,620 --> 01:13:51,586
-Yeah, they just said
possible tornado.

1820
01:13:51,724 --> 01:13:54,103
-They interrupted
the football game for it.

1821
01:13:55,758 --> 01:13:56,793
-Bobby, it looks like you lost

1822
01:13:56,931 --> 01:13:58,137
some of your Splendas
on the way.

1823
01:13:58,275 --> 01:14:00,551
-They interrupted the
football game to show us

1824
01:14:00,689 --> 01:14:01,862
where the tornado is
going to be.

1825
01:14:02,000 --> 01:14:05,655
-Oh, that's fun.
-So basically we're

1826
01:14:05,793 --> 01:14:08,068
going in the tornado.
-Sweet.

1827
01:14:08,206 --> 01:14:10,379
-That has now turned
into "Twister."

1828
01:14:10,517 --> 01:14:12,793
Twister real.
-Totally.

1829
01:14:14,000 --> 01:14:15,586
-I am an extreme sports
adventurer.

1830
01:14:15,724 --> 01:14:18,724
-Tornado equipment to help us.

1831
01:14:18,862 --> 01:14:20,862
-Tornado equipment?
-Yeah.

1832
01:14:21,000 --> 01:14:22,586
We have the only the best.

1833
01:14:22,724 --> 01:14:25,344
-We can make that shit
out of Pepsi cans.

1834
01:14:25,482 --> 01:14:29,103
-Bobby, are you Bill Paxton?
-You're Philip Seymour Hoffman.

1835
01:14:29,241 --> 01:14:31,034
-I know I'm
Philip Seymour Hoffman.

1836
01:14:31,172 --> 01:14:32,379
I know. That's not even
a question about who I'd be.

1837
01:14:32,517 --> 01:14:34,379
Thanks.
-Wait, who would I be?

1838
01:14:34,517 --> 01:14:37,379
-Do you want to be Helen Hunt?

1839
01:14:37,517 --> 01:14:39,034
[Laughter]

1840
01:14:39,172 --> 01:14:42,379
-You just don't like the sound
of her last name, did you?

1841
01:14:42,517 --> 01:14:44,344
-The way I said hunt.

1842
01:14:44,482 --> 01:14:46,793
-Well, this was worth driving
half way across Texas.

1843
01:14:46,931 --> 01:14:50,689
-Zach, even you have to be
a little excited about this.

1844
01:14:50,827 --> 01:14:52,931
-I don't know.

1845
01:14:53,068 --> 01:14:54,655
Oh, we passed Victory,
didn't we?

1846
01:14:54,793 --> 01:14:57,068
-Yep.
-Left at Victory,

1847
01:14:57,206 --> 01:14:59,448
right at Tennessee.

1848
01:14:59,586 --> 01:15:02,482
-Beat the storm, dude.
-[Chuckles]

1849
01:15:02,620 --> 01:15:04,275
-You can't beat
this fucking gas price, though.

1850
01:15:04,413 --> 01:15:06,620
-Oh, I love it. What is it?
Like 5 bucks a gallon?

1851
01:15:06,758 --> 01:15:08,551
-You love it.
You're not paying for it.

1852
01:15:08,689 --> 01:15:10,241
-40 gallon tank, huh?
-It's ridiculous.

1853
01:15:10,379 --> 01:15:12,965
Are they still inside?
-Yeah, they're inside.

1854
01:15:13,103 --> 01:15:14,172
-I'm gonna tell you something.

1855
01:15:14,310 --> 01:15:15,793
You have to swear to not say
anything.

1856
01:15:15,931 --> 01:15:19,172
Mike showed
me a rough cut cut of the film,

1857
01:15:19,310 --> 01:15:25,034
and it pains me to say this,
but I think Bobby's right.

1858
01:15:25,172 --> 01:15:27,413
We got something.
But do not say anything,

1859
01:15:27,551 --> 01:15:31,241
but we've got something good,
and I think the right thing

1860
01:15:31,379 --> 01:15:33,275
to do is drive
to Ohio and New York tonight.

1861
01:15:33,413 --> 01:15:35,103
-Shut up.
-Yeah.

1862
01:15:35,241 --> 01:15:36,379
If you can drive, I need you
to drive all the way through.

1863
01:15:36,517 --> 01:15:38,172
So get some Red Bulls.

1864
01:15:38,310 --> 01:15:40,034
-I'll get like 10 Red Bulls.

1865
01:15:40,172 --> 01:15:41,379
-And we're not going to say
anything to them.

1866
01:15:41,517 --> 01:15:42,965
We're just going to wake up
and be there.

1867
01:15:43,103 --> 01:15:44,344
-We're just going.

1868
01:15:44,482 --> 01:15:45,793
-Don't say anything to Bobby.

1869
01:15:45,931 --> 01:15:47,172
I don't want to hear him
bullshit all night,

1870
01:15:47,310 --> 01:15:48,586
but I also -- we need
Mike, Brandy.

1871
01:15:48,724 --> 01:15:50,689
Everyone needs to
be focused for tonight.

1872
01:15:50,827 --> 01:15:52,586
We came all this way, we're
right around the corner,

1873
01:15:52,724 --> 01:15:55,379
and we're going to
an intersection

1874
01:15:55,517 --> 01:15:56,896
to go to haunted house.

1875
01:15:57,034 --> 01:15:59,344
So I --
We need to be on point tonight.

1876
01:15:59,482 --> 01:16:02,758
And not just tonight,
but strap it on

1877
01:16:02,896 --> 01:16:04,344
because it's going to be
a hell of a ride.

1878
01:16:04,482 --> 01:16:06,137
-Let's do it. Let's do it.

1879
01:16:06,275 --> 01:16:08,344
-We're in the middle
of an alley.

1880
01:16:11,862 --> 01:16:13,793
-They told us to wait.

1881
01:16:13,931 --> 01:16:15,965
I'm sure they're going to
fucking be here.

1882
01:16:16,103 --> 01:16:17,655
-[Scoffs]

1883
01:16:17,793 --> 01:16:21,034
I mean, this just
makes no sense.

1884
01:16:21,172 --> 01:16:23,793
-It's fine. It doesn't matter.
It's different.

1885
01:16:23,931 --> 01:16:25,689
These are the different
extreme ones.

1886
01:16:25,827 --> 01:16:28,758
We didn't get a chance
to do Detroit or New York.

1887
01:16:28,896 --> 01:16:29,896
They said they're
going to be here.

1888
01:16:30,034 --> 01:16:31,896
They'll be here.

1889
01:16:32,034 --> 01:16:35,344
He said we'll no. He said
we'll know when they're there.

1890
01:16:36,862 --> 01:16:38,793
-That sounds comforting.

1891
01:16:38,931 --> 01:16:40,724
-I know. What if this is just
like one big scam or something?

1892
01:16:40,862 --> 01:16:44,241
-It's not a fucking scam.
They'll be here.

1893
01:16:44,379 --> 01:16:45,896
I don't know what
we're waiting for,

1894
01:16:46,034 --> 01:16:47,758
but it might as well.

1895
01:16:47,896 --> 01:16:49,758
This is what we wanted.
We want something different.

1896
01:16:49,896 --> 01:16:51,620
We're going to get it.

1897
01:16:51,758 --> 01:16:54,137
-Why is it just us?
Is that how they normally do it?

1898
01:16:54,275 --> 01:16:55,965
They just pick up...
-I don't know anything.

1899
01:16:56,103 --> 01:16:59,620
What did he say?
150, 200 bucks a head?

1900
01:16:59,758 --> 01:17:01,689
-Yeah.
-I mean, I can't imagine

1901
01:17:01,827 --> 01:17:03,758
there'd be a fucking line.

1902
01:17:04,689 --> 01:17:06,310
It's fine.

1903
01:17:06,448 --> 01:17:07,517
-Well, there might be
other people.

1904
01:17:07,655 --> 01:17:09,413
Like if there's different
locations.

1905
01:17:09,551 --> 01:17:12,068
-Maybe we pick other people
up, I don't know.

1906
01:17:12,206 --> 01:17:14,931
-I'm just glad you got us
in free.

1907
01:17:15,068 --> 01:17:19,034
-[Chuckles]
-I'm excited now.

1908
01:17:20,965 --> 01:17:22,965
-VIP.

1909
01:17:25,034 --> 01:17:26,862
-How long did they --
-I hear cop sirens.

1910
01:17:27,000 --> 01:17:30,241
Does that comfort, Brandy?
-Yeah.

1911
01:17:30,379 --> 01:17:31,586
-How long is this one, Bobby?

1912
01:17:31,724 --> 01:17:33,379
Like, how long does it take
to get through?

1913
01:17:33,517 --> 01:17:35,379
-I hear something.

1914
01:17:38,448 --> 01:17:39,965
-That's just
maybe an ambulance.

1915
01:17:40,103 --> 01:17:42,517
-The ambulance
just getting closer.

1916
01:17:42,655 --> 01:17:44,482
-I don't know.

1917
01:17:44,620 --> 01:17:46,965
School bus.

1918
01:17:51,068 --> 01:17:52,965
-Fuck this, dude. What...

1919
01:17:53,103 --> 01:17:55,862
-This is it. This has to be it.

1920
01:17:56,000 --> 01:17:59,793
-It says Boy Scout Troop 259.

1921
01:18:00,931 --> 01:18:02,482
-Do those guys have
fucking masks?

1922
01:18:02,620 --> 01:18:05,896
-No fucking way.
-You've got to be kidding me.

1923
01:18:06,034 --> 01:18:09,172
-This is it?
-Zoom in. Zoom in.

1924
01:18:09,310 --> 01:18:12,275
I want to see.
Look what their faces look like.

1925
01:18:12,413 --> 01:18:15,586
-Dude, I'm in now.
Let's do this shit.

1926
01:18:15,724 --> 01:18:19,241
-Oh, fuck.
-Bobby, this is weird.

1927
01:18:19,379 --> 01:18:21,413
-No. It's fine. We're here.

1928
01:18:21,551 --> 01:18:23,758
You with four guys.
Everything's going to be fine.

1929
01:18:23,896 --> 01:18:25,517
We're just going to take
a couple shots,

1930
01:18:25,655 --> 01:18:27,241
and they're going to take
us back to our car.

1931
01:18:27,379 --> 01:18:30,620
It's simple.
This is just Halloween bullshit.

1932
01:18:30,758 --> 01:18:32,793
That's all it is.
-All right. Whatever.

1933
01:18:32,931 --> 01:18:34,482
-It's another spook.
I mean, this is --

1934
01:18:34,620 --> 01:18:35,689
-Whatever.
-Look, we've been to

1935
01:18:35,827 --> 01:18:36,827
a ton of different houses.

1936
01:18:36,965 --> 01:18:38,827
They all
have different gimmicks.

1937
01:18:38,965 --> 01:18:40,965
This is their gimmick, and
we're going to get it on tape.

1938
01:18:41,103 --> 01:18:43,827
-Yeah, but it's
fucking midnight right now.

1939
01:18:46,724 --> 01:18:48,586
-Let's go.

1940
01:18:48,724 --> 01:18:51,551
-Look, it'll be fine.

1941
01:18:52,896 --> 01:18:54,172
-It's going to be fine.
Seriously.

1942
01:18:54,310 --> 01:18:56,000
-This is stupid.
-Everything is fake.

1943
01:18:56,137 --> 01:18:58,620
-Let's go. Lock it up.
-It locks. It's locked.

1944
01:18:58,758 --> 01:19:02,206
-I got to lock it up. Hold on.

1945
01:19:02,344 --> 01:19:05,241
-They're going to kill us.

1946
01:19:05,379 --> 01:19:08,103
-Hey! Let's go.

1947
01:19:14,620 --> 01:19:18,172
I'll handle it. It's fine.

1948
01:19:18,310 --> 01:19:19,344
Get on the bus.

1949
01:19:19,482 --> 01:19:21,344
-This is some weird
fucking shit.

1950
01:19:21,482 --> 01:19:23,068
-Keep that
fucking camera rolling.

1951
01:19:23,206 --> 01:19:26,482
-We have five people.

1952
01:19:39,896 --> 01:19:42,275
Let's go.

1953
01:20:05,655 --> 01:20:07,551
[Door closes]

1954
01:20:12,413 --> 01:20:14,724
-We don't know
where we're going?

1955
01:20:18,344 --> 01:20:19,793
-Uh, what the fuck?
We got to put these on?

1956
01:20:19,931 --> 01:20:22,000
-Bobby.
-Brandy.

1957
01:20:22,137 --> 01:20:26,482
-Bobby.
-Brandy, it's fine. It's fine.

1958
01:20:26,620 --> 01:20:29,862
-I like it, I like it.

1959
01:20:30,000 --> 01:20:32,482
-Wow.
-Alright.

1960
01:20:36,000 --> 01:20:38,344
-Bobby,
this is fucking fucked up.

1961
01:20:39,482 --> 01:20:42,448
[Bus driving]

1962
01:21:01,827 --> 01:21:04,482
-Okay. What are you --
what's going on?

1963
01:21:04,620 --> 01:21:06,724
-Yo, what's going on?

1964
01:21:06,862 --> 01:21:08,034
-Calm down.
-Be careful.

1965
01:21:08,172 --> 01:21:10,137
-What's happening?

1966
01:21:10,275 --> 01:21:11,896
-Jeff, you alright?
-He took the camera from me.

1967
01:21:12,034 --> 01:21:13,862
I don't know.
I guess that's part of --

1968
01:21:14,000 --> 01:21:16,137
-Hey, just please keep filming.

1969
01:21:16,275 --> 01:21:17,758
If you're taking the camera,
just be careful.

1970
01:21:17,896 --> 01:21:20,344
-Be careful with the camera.

1971
01:21:23,551 --> 01:21:26,310
Brandy, it's fine. You alright?

1972
01:21:26,448 --> 01:21:28,275
-Mm-hmm.

1973
01:22:07,827 --> 01:22:10,931
-Hey, man, come on, dude.

1974
01:22:11,068 --> 01:22:14,689
-Don't break that camera.

1975
01:22:14,827 --> 01:22:16,793
Hold on to
the fucking camera, dude.

1976
01:22:22,103 --> 01:22:24,827
[Indistinct shouting]

1977
01:22:28,551 --> 01:22:31,310
[Engine revving]

1978
01:22:59,586 --> 01:23:01,655
-We're not going far.

1979
01:23:01,793 --> 01:23:02,793
-How the fuck do you know, dude?

1980
01:23:02,931 --> 01:23:03,896
You have no idea
where we're going.

1981
01:23:04,034 --> 01:23:06,862
-We're not going far.
It's fine.

1982
01:23:07,000 --> 01:23:10,241
[Door opens]

1983
01:23:12,758 --> 01:23:15,137
-Doors are open.
-We're here.

1984
01:23:17,310 --> 01:23:19,482
-Taking it off.
Just taking it off.

1985
01:23:19,620 --> 01:23:21,241
-Blindfold.
You're taking the blindfold off?

1986
01:23:21,379 --> 01:23:25,103
-Yeah .He gave me a number.
-What?

1987
01:23:27,310 --> 01:23:28,965
What do you mean?

1988
01:23:29,103 --> 01:23:30,344
-Take it off?
-I have 4.

1989
01:23:30,482 --> 01:23:33,241
-There you go.

1990
01:23:33,379 --> 01:23:35,172
-All right, I got 1. I'm first?

1991
01:23:35,310 --> 01:23:37,758
Fuck.

1992
01:23:37,896 --> 01:23:39,137
-Let's go.
-Okay, I have 3.

1993
01:23:39,275 --> 01:23:40,793
-We need to be in order.

1994
01:23:40,931 --> 01:23:43,000
-You go with Brandy.

1995
01:23:48,655 --> 01:23:51,793
[Indistinct talking]

1996
01:23:51,931 --> 01:23:54,034
-Glow stick?

1997
01:23:55,310 --> 01:23:57,103
-I'm 2.

1998
01:23:58,965 --> 01:24:02,137
-Go ahead.

1999
01:24:02,275 --> 01:24:03,931
-All right, all right,
all right.

2000
01:24:04,068 --> 01:24:06,482
Are you ready for this?
Yeah, boy!

2001
01:24:06,620 --> 01:24:08,275
-Stop being a fucking dick.

2002
01:24:12,172 --> 01:24:15,482
-All right.
Can I have my camera back?

2003
01:24:16,620 --> 01:24:18,413
Can I have the light?

2004
01:24:18,551 --> 01:24:20,379
-Part of the deal?

2005
01:24:20,517 --> 01:24:21,758
-Hey, you can't
take the light, man.

2006
01:24:21,896 --> 01:24:24,137
I need the light back.

2007
01:24:24,275 --> 01:24:26,586
Fucking took my light, dude.

2008
01:24:26,724 --> 01:24:28,482
-It's a black box.
-Gave us glowsticks.

2009
01:24:28,620 --> 01:24:30,275
It's a blackout.
-How am I going to shoot it?

2010
01:24:30,413 --> 01:24:31,551
I don't have a fucking light.

2011
01:24:31,689 --> 01:24:32,689
-They gave us a glow stick.
It's a blackout.

2012
01:24:32,827 --> 01:24:33,965
Let's go with it.

2013
01:24:34,103 --> 01:24:35,551
-That's a couple hundred bucks.

2014
01:24:35,689 --> 01:24:38,896
-Let's go.

2015
01:24:39,034 --> 01:24:42,517
Let's go. Brandy, stay with me.
Let's go.

2016
01:24:44,172 --> 01:24:46,241
-The number of doors.

2017
01:24:46,379 --> 01:24:47,793
-Turn the camera
off right now.

2018
01:24:47,931 --> 01:24:50,034
-You keep saying
turn the fuck -- Turn it off!

2019
01:24:50,172 --> 01:24:51,586
Turn it off.

2020
01:24:56,620 --> 01:24:58,448
-I'm 1.

2021
01:24:58,586 --> 01:25:00,655
-How many -- wait, wait.
How many total doors?

2022
01:25:00,793 --> 01:25:02,827
-Four.
-We each have our own.

2023
01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:05,655
We have our own door?
-This is fucked.

2024
01:25:05,793 --> 01:25:08,896
-All right.
This is gonna be fine.

2025
01:25:09,034 --> 01:25:10,379
-It's fine.

2026
01:25:10,517 --> 01:25:11,655
-I'm not going to do
this thing by myself.

2027
01:25:11,793 --> 01:25:12,931
-You're not.
Jeff's going to go with you.

2028
01:25:13,068 --> 01:25:14,793
What color are you?
-It's green.

2029
01:25:14,931 --> 01:25:17,793
-All right, let's go. Let's go
See you on the other side.

2030
01:25:17,931 --> 01:25:19,827
Never stop filming.

2031
01:25:19,965 --> 01:25:21,724
-Jeff, you're coming with me.

2032
01:25:21,862 --> 01:25:26,655
You're coming with me.
I'm not going in by myself.

2033
01:25:26,793 --> 01:25:29,448
[Whirring]

2034
01:25:31,551 --> 01:25:33,448
-[Door slams]
-Shit.

2035
01:25:34,413 --> 01:25:36,724
-I'm not fucking doing this  in complete darkness.

2036
01:25:36,862 --> 01:25:39,448
You've got to be kidding me.
No, let's go back.

2037
01:25:39,586 --> 01:25:41,586
-Right here.

2038
01:25:41,724 --> 01:25:44,965
Um, shit.

2039
01:25:45,103 --> 01:25:49,034
Uh, yeah.
There's no door handle there.

2040
01:25:49,172 --> 01:25:50,862
-How can there
not be a door handle?

2041
01:25:51,000 --> 01:25:53,172
-There's -- there's no
fucking door handle.

2042
01:25:53,310 --> 01:25:57,344
I swear to God. Like...
-[Pounding]

2043
01:25:57,482 --> 01:26:00,896
I can't fucking get out.
-This is ridiculous.

2044
01:26:03,517 --> 01:26:05,689
-Hey, uh,
can you put up your glow stick?

2045
01:26:05,827 --> 01:26:08,310
To tell you the truth,
I'm actually a little

2046
01:26:08,448 --> 01:26:09,413
scared, to tell you the truth.

2047
01:26:09,551 --> 01:26:11,448
-I mean,
what the fuck are we doing?

2048
01:26:11,586 --> 01:26:13,068
-I don't know what
we're doing.

2049
01:26:13,206 --> 01:26:14,344
-Like we just supposed
to keep walking

2050
01:26:14,482 --> 01:26:15,965
through this place
in the darkness?

2051
01:26:16,103 --> 01:26:17,655
I just -- I don't --
I don't understand.

2052
01:26:17,793 --> 01:26:19,068
-Well, I think that's
part of it.

2053
01:26:19,206 --> 01:26:20,793
I think we're supposed to...

2054
01:26:20,931 --> 01:26:23,758
-I mean, who the fuck
would pay $200 for this?

2055
01:26:24,655 --> 01:26:26,517
-I don't know,   it's kind of lame.

2056
01:26:26,655 --> 01:26:29,275
-Bobby!

2057
01:26:29,413 --> 01:26:31,448
-Keep the glow stick up.
-Okay. Okay. Okay.

2058
01:26:31,586 --> 01:26:33,310
-All right.
So I can see where you're at,

2059
01:26:33,448 --> 01:26:36,206
because you're the only thing
I can actually see.

2060
01:26:36,344 --> 01:26:39,896
-I just don't understand.
I mean --

2061
01:26:40,034 --> 01:26:40,896
-Bobby!

2062
01:26:41,034 --> 01:26:43,482
-Michael!

2063
01:26:43,620 --> 01:26:46,137
-Hold on. Wait, wait.

2064
01:26:46,275 --> 01:26:48,241
-Do you hear anything?
I can't --

2065
01:26:48,379 --> 01:26:49,586
Be quiet.

2066
01:26:51,275 --> 01:26:52,517
-Hey, Bobby!

2067
01:26:54,965 --> 01:26:57,448
-Okay, I don't hear --
-Over here!

2068
01:26:59,034 --> 01:27:01,896
-Shit.
-Okay. Where is over here?

2069
01:27:02,551 --> 01:27:06,068
Bobby!  -Hey, Bobby!

2070
01:27:09,689 --> 01:27:11,586
Let's, uh...

2071
01:27:11,724 --> 01:27:14,758
-Okay. I mean, should we walk
back that way or walk forward?

2072
01:27:14,896 --> 01:27:17,241
-Let's -- here. Where's your
glow stick? I can't see.

2073
01:27:17,379 --> 01:27:19,793
-Okay. Sorry, sorry, sorry.
-Let's go back.

2074
01:27:19,931 --> 01:27:21,000
He might be back there.
-Okay.

2075
01:27:21,137 --> 01:27:23,034
-Bobby!

2076
01:27:27,241 --> 01:27:29,827
-Okay. This is fucking weird.

2077
01:27:29,965 --> 01:27:31,793
I don't like this.

2078
01:27:31,931 --> 01:27:33,827
-Why the fuck isn't
he answering?

2079
01:27:36,172 --> 01:27:39,379
Bobby!

2080
01:27:39,517 --> 01:27:42,689
-Hold on. Jeff, I see something.

2081
01:27:42,827 --> 01:27:44,103
-Where? Where?

2082
01:27:44,241 --> 01:27:46,310
-Holy fuck! It's a glow stick
It's another glow stick.

2083
01:27:46,448 --> 01:27:49,241
Wait, no shit. Okay.
No, Jeff, come here.

2084
01:27:49,379 --> 01:27:50,413
-Where?
-Here.

2085
01:27:50,551 --> 01:27:52,137
-Oh, shit.
-Okay, I got your hand.

2086
01:27:52,275 --> 01:27:54,482
-Wait. Who's glow stick --
Who had that color?

2087
01:27:54,620 --> 01:27:55,931
Oh, shit.
-God.

2088
01:27:56,068 --> 01:27:57,689
You okay?
-Yeah.

2089
01:27:57,827 --> 01:28:02,275
-Okay. There's a wall.
Okay. This is -- okay.

2090
01:28:02,413 --> 01:28:05,137
This is not all right.
It's not okay.

2091
01:28:05,275 --> 01:28:07,103
-Um...
-Fuck, fuck, fuck.

2092
01:28:07,241 --> 01:28:09,068
-Bobby!

2093
01:28:10,655 --> 01:28:12,862
-[Speaks indistinctly]
-I don't even know

2094
01:28:13,000 --> 01:28:14,724
why he would have dropped
his glow stick.

2095
01:28:14,862 --> 01:28:16,413
That makes no sense.

2096
01:28:16,551 --> 01:28:18,758
You can't see anything
in this place,

2097
01:28:18,896 --> 01:28:21,379
and he drops his glow stick?

2098
01:28:21,517 --> 01:28:23,068
-Why don't you just, um...
-No.

2099
01:28:23,206 --> 01:28:24,448
I fucking want
to get out of here.

2100
01:28:24,586 --> 01:28:26,206
-Let's try to get out of
this fucking place.

2101
01:28:26,344 --> 01:28:28,206
Fucking $200.

2102
01:28:28,344 --> 01:28:31,517
Why don't -- um, try to...

2103
01:28:31,655 --> 01:28:34,344
Can you try to go back the way
you came or...?

2104
01:28:34,482 --> 01:28:36,000
-I mean...
-Can you find...

2105
01:28:36,137 --> 01:28:38,206
I can't see fucking shit.

2106
01:28:42,241 --> 01:28:45,137
-I mean --
-You got to. I can't see you.

2107
01:28:46,172 --> 01:28:47,724
-Okay, I'm here.
Do you see me?

2108
01:28:47,862 --> 01:28:49,758
Yeah. I see you.

2109
01:28:49,896 --> 01:28:51,482
Okay.

2110
01:28:51,620 --> 01:28:53,310
Bobby!

2111
01:28:55,482 --> 01:28:59,103
Fuck! I fucking hate this.

2112
01:28:59,241 --> 01:29:01,344
-This is not okay.

2113
01:29:01,482 --> 01:29:03,931
-Um...

2114
01:29:04,068 --> 01:29:07,517
-Shit!

2115
01:29:07,655 --> 01:29:10,413
-Don't fucking touch anything.
-Okay.

2116
01:29:10,551 --> 01:29:11,689
Just scares me.

2117
01:29:11,827 --> 01:29:13,034
-This is the way
we came in, right?

2118
01:29:13,172 --> 01:29:14,482
-I think so.

2119
01:29:14,620 --> 01:29:17,517
I mean --
-[Both scream]

2120
01:29:19,655 --> 01:29:23,793
-What the fuck was that?
-Fuck.

2121
01:29:23,931 --> 01:29:25,896
-Jeff, I'm really fucking
scared right now.

2122
01:29:26,034 --> 01:29:28,793
-Fuck, dude, that actually
really fucking scared me.

2123
01:29:28,931 --> 01:29:30,655
Seriously.
That really did.

2124
01:29:30,793 --> 01:29:32,965
I'm not gonna lie.

2125
01:29:33,103 --> 01:29:35,620
-No, Jeff,
this is fucking scary.

2126
01:29:38,068 --> 01:29:41,068
-Um, here, uh,
you want me to go first?

2127
01:29:41,206 --> 01:29:43,620
Well, I can't.
-I don't even know what to do.

2128
01:29:43,758 --> 01:29:45,517
This is fucking scary.

2129
01:29:45,655 --> 01:29:49,379
I'm not fucking around.
Turn the camera off.

2130
01:29:49,517 --> 01:29:50,827
Just turn
the fucking camera off.

2131
01:29:50,965 --> 01:29:52,620
-Okay.

2132
01:29:54,827 --> 01:29:59,000
-Hey, are you ready to go again?
Because we got to...

2133
01:29:59,137 --> 01:30:00,862
-Jeff, this is, like,
weirding me out.

2134
01:30:01,000 --> 01:30:02,862
I don't know what to do.

2135
01:30:03,000 --> 01:30:05,448
I mean, I know I jump a lot, and
you guys make fucking fun of me,

2136
01:30:05,586 --> 01:30:08,241
but this is not funny.

2137
01:30:09,103 --> 01:30:11,000
I mean,are they fucking with us?

2138
01:30:11,137 --> 01:30:12,862
Jeff, you would know.

2139
01:30:13,000 --> 01:30:14,448
You would know if, like,
fucking Bobby and Zach --

2140
01:30:14,586 --> 01:30:16,862
-They're not fucking with us.
They are not fucking with us.

2141
01:30:17,000 --> 01:30:19,793
They would have told me.
All this shit we did on,

2142
01:30:19,931 --> 01:30:21,551
you know,
the fucking zombie...

2143
01:30:21,689 --> 01:30:25,482
on the RV, and all
that stuff, like that's...

2144
01:30:25,620 --> 01:30:27,413
We would never,
ever do this to you.

2145
01:30:27,551 --> 01:30:29,172
And I'm here with you.

2146
01:30:29,310 --> 01:30:30,896
-I know,
but what the fuck is going on?

2147
01:30:31,034 --> 01:30:33,310
There's nothing here.
There's no bodies.

2148
01:30:33,448 --> 01:30:36,241
There's no, like,
stupid shit to scare me.

2149
01:30:36,379 --> 01:30:37,965
It's just...

2150
01:30:38,103 --> 01:30:39,965
-It's just wrong.
There's something...

2151
01:30:40,103 --> 01:30:41,448
There's something not right.

2152
01:30:41,586 --> 01:30:43,724
So...
-I don't know.

2153
01:30:43,862 --> 01:30:45,000
There's just
not that fake stuff anymore.

2154
01:30:45,137 --> 01:30:46,344
And I don't understand.

2155
01:30:46,482 --> 01:30:47,793
I don't understand
what's going on.

2156
01:30:47,931 --> 01:30:49,413
Like I just have
no fucking clue.

2157
01:30:49,551 --> 01:30:53,275
It's like weirding me the fuck
out. I just don't understand.

2158
01:30:53,413 --> 01:30:55,034
Like, I just don't understand

2159
01:30:55,172 --> 01:30:58,206
why Bobby would fucking
want us to go on that bus.

2160
01:30:59,758 --> 01:31:02,344
For 200 fucking dollars
and just fuck around

2161
01:31:02,482 --> 01:31:04,310
and be stupid and dumb with it.

2162
01:31:04,448 --> 01:31:07,413
The fuck?
-What's the fuck's that?

2163
01:31:07,551 --> 01:31:11,034
-I see something.

2164
01:31:11,172 --> 01:31:13,931
I see something.

2165
01:31:14,068 --> 01:31:15,758
-Do you think it's
somebody else?

2166
01:31:15,896 --> 01:31:17,517
-I don't know. I see it.

2167
01:31:17,655 --> 01:31:19,482
-Okay. Do you feel me?
-Yeah.

2168
01:31:19,620 --> 01:31:20,758
-Okay.
-I see something down.

2169
01:31:20,896 --> 01:31:22,172
You see it down
at the end of the hallway?

2170
01:31:22,310 --> 01:31:25,344
-Yeah.
-Okay.

2171
01:31:25,482 --> 01:31:27,586
I think it's
a fucking glow stick.

2172
01:31:28,241 --> 01:31:29,758
Zach?

2173
01:31:31,344 --> 01:31:33,655
Zach?

2174
01:31:33,793 --> 01:31:35,620
What color?
What color?

2175
01:31:35,758 --> 01:31:38,931
-Pink.
-Pink, I think pink, Zach.

2176
01:31:39,068 --> 01:31:42,206
-Shit. Hey, Zach. Fuck.
-Fuck.

2177
01:31:42,344 --> 01:31:43,793
Where'd he go?
-Fuck!

2178
01:31:43,931 --> 01:31:46,413
-Fuck! Okay.
I think he went this way.

2179
01:31:46,551 --> 01:31:48,379
I think he went this way.

2180
01:31:48,517 --> 01:31:50,379
-Hold on.

2181
01:31:53,896 --> 01:31:56,620
Did you trip on something?
-Yeah.

2182
01:32:02,482 --> 01:32:04,827
-What is it?
-Holy shit. Zach's shoes.

2183
01:32:04,965 --> 01:32:06,862
[Both screaming]

2184
01:32:07,000 --> 01:32:09,000
[Footsteps running]

2185
01:32:10,551 --> 01:32:12,275
[Panting]

2186
01:32:12,413 --> 01:32:16,379
-Brandy! Brandy, where are you?

2187
01:32:16,517 --> 01:32:18,310
Brandy, hold up your glow stick.

2188
01:32:18,448 --> 01:32:22,965
Brandy? I can't --
Brandy, I can't see.

2189
01:32:24,827 --> 01:32:26,517
-Is this better?

2190
01:32:30,172 --> 01:32:32,172
-That's a good one, dude.

2191
01:32:35,724 --> 01:32:38,137
That's a good one, man.
[Chuckles]

2192
01:32:38,275 --> 01:32:39,379
Definitely got me.

2193
01:32:39,517 --> 01:32:41,793
Pretty unorthodox. Uh...

2194
01:32:41,931 --> 01:32:45,379
Hey, uh, Brandy,
you can come out now.

2195
01:32:49,482 --> 01:32:52,724
Hey. Hey, Mike!

2196
01:32:52,862 --> 01:32:55,413
-You think this is part
of the show?

2197
01:32:59,172 --> 01:33:01,206
-Brandy. Hey, Brandy. Come on.

2198
01:33:01,344 --> 01:33:03,310
Just come out already,
all right?

2199
01:33:04,448 --> 01:33:07,724
No, seriously, just stop fucking around, okay?

2200
01:33:07,862 --> 01:33:09,379
Bobby?

2201
01:33:09,517 --> 01:33:11,034
-Bobby, get the fuck out here,
okay?

2202
01:33:11,172 --> 01:33:12,793
Stop fucking around!
This is over.

2203
01:33:12,931 --> 01:33:14,551
Let's fucking get out of here!

2204
01:33:15,344 --> 01:33:18,482
Mike!

2205
01:33:18,620 --> 01:33:22,000
Brandy!

2206
01:33:22,137 --> 01:33:25,034
-Dude, just come on.
Get the fuck out of my way!

2207
01:33:28,379 --> 01:33:29,931
Fuck.

2208
01:33:32,068 --> 01:33:34,172
Brandy!

2209
01:33:34,310 --> 01:33:37,034
[Punches landing, grunting]

2210
01:33:45,896 --> 01:33:47,413
[Clicks]




